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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>Watch me take a jump
Yeah, I'm goin' for the dunk.</i>

10
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<i>And I never been a punk
but your girl called me hunk.</i>

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<i>Straight to the hoop
And I know how to shoot.</i>

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<i>But if you wanna know the truth
then you'd better get the scoop.</i>

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<i>Comin' out to mess
with the mike in my pants.</i>

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<i>And everybody's different
so you know I got it built.</i>

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<i>You take me That can't be.</i>

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<i>Sure feel good like all rookies.</i>

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<i>So for all beginners
if you wanna be a winner.</i>

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<i>Then you'd better have
some spinach with your dinner.</i>

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<i>So just push your head to the sky
if you wanna rise.</i>

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<i>And keep your eye on the prize
'cause it's live</i> - <i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>What you see is what you get.</i>

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<i>And what you got
is a whole lotta sweat.</i>

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<i>Blood and tears so have no fear</i>

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<i>'Cause you ain't seen moves
like these in years</i>

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<i>I can shake and bake
and show the fake.</i>

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<i>But never perpetrate
or the player'll hate my.</i>

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<i>Name ain't right
but I'm funkified.</i>

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<i>My name ain't Luke
but I can walk the skies.</i>

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<i>So pick it over here, homey Loc
and go for broke.</i>

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<i>And watch my smoke and
make sure ya don't choke.</i>

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<i>Push your head to the sky
if you wanna rise.</i>

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<i>And keep your eye on the prize
'cause it's live</i> - <i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live.</i>

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<i>It's all the way live</i> ♪

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The streets of the Big Apple...

39
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must be on fire tonight
with excitement.

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The Atlanta fans extremely disappointed.

41
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This was supposed to be an easy victory
over the New York Knicks.

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The Hawks' foul trouble has created
a real opportunity for the Knicks...

43
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but I have to wonder if the Knicks
are doing enough to exploit it.

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- Well, Marv, I'd say the answer is no.
- No!

45
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With a halfway decent coach,
they'd probably be ahead by now.

46
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Stacy Patton shoots! Air ball!

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- Why didn't he hit the open man?
- Damn it, Knicks, you suck!

48
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Because Stacy Patton is a showboater...

49
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- who only averages 0.2 assists per game, that's why.
- Duncan steals!

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- Stacy Patton and Drew Hastings. Yes!
- Yeah! Yeah!

51
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The Knicks take a two-point lead
for the first time in the game.

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The Knicks take the lead
with 20 seconds to go.

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It doesn't get any better than this.

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Hold on, sports fans. We're experiencing
technical difficulties.

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Spud Webb to Doc Rivers.

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Mike's Limo.

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Oh, Achmed, it's you.
Oh...

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I need you to come in and get
the white... Spud Webb shoots a three!

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It's good!
Come get the white stretch.

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Knicks coach John Bailey
calling for a time out.

61
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Thank God. Bailey takes a 20-second
time out with 12 long seconds to play.

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After you make the Plaza drop...

63
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drive through the wings, make the fast break
down the F.D.R. to the Long Island Expressway.

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- The Atlanta crowd is greatly upset...
- We're back, sports fans.

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- Mischa!
- I say no more basketball! No!

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Do you want to drive limo again?

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You can fire me, take every cent I have, but
don't fool around with the basketball game.

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- No!
- Move your hand.

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- No! No, no, no!
- Move your...

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I pay you work, not watch T...
No! No, no!

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- Aaah!
- Spud Webb to Doc Rivers.

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Back to Webb.
For the three!

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- Yes! The Hawks regain the lead...
- Okay, sports fans.

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With six seconds left.

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Coach John Bailey is disgusted as his
star hands the Hawks the lead in this game.

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- The Knicks still have a chance.
- Come on, Hastings, you can do this.

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There's your play.
Pass to Duncan!

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Hastings on the hop to D... Ohh!

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Patton collides with Duncan, and at the
buzzer it's the Atlanta Hawks by two...

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over the New York Knicks.

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- What a heartbreaker tonight as once again the Knicks...
- We blew it. We blew it.

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- Have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
- Ohh, God!

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You drive...
You drive a limo tomorrow!

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<i>Sports radio 66.</i>

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- The fan!
- <i>WFAN.</i>

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<i>New York.</i>

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Hi, folks, this is
Walt "Clyde" Frazier...

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welcoming you back
to WFAN, Fan Radio.

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The sell rumors
have heated up again.

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The Knicks, who at 14-39 have sunk
to new lows this season...

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have announced
a press conference in one hour...

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so we won't be in suspense
much longer.

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Well, I don't give a shit
how much it costs. I want it.

94
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Oh, my driver's here at last.

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- Are you the guy going to the Plaza?
- Yes, I am.

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- I'm really sorry. Traffic was abominable.
- We'd better get goin'.

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- Let me take this bag.
- No, I got it.

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- Ma'am, it's a very heavy bag...
- I have it. Get in the car.

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You know,
I got an appointment in New York.

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We'll maybe you oughta get in the car
and we'll get there faster.

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Sure.

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- Excuse me, ma'am.
- Sorry. Sorry.

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- You know there's wheels on them things, hon.
- Gee, thanks.

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And don't call me "hon."

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<i>Sports radio.</i>

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<i>ESPN</i>

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Chris Berman back with you
live on ESPN Radio.

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Remember the man that brought us
all those pay-per-view spectaculars...

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like "The Fracas in Caracas"...

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"The Brawl in Nepal"?

111
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And who could ever forget
"The Feud in the Nude"?

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He's sports entrepreneur
Wild Bill Burgess...

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and it's official, he's the new owner
of the New York Knicks.

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Knicks' coach John Bailey didn't
exactly roll out the ol' welcome mat.

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Look, I'm sure
we'll get along fine, okay?

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As long as he lets me coach
my team my way, my style.

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Yeah, right.

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Well, we'll see, because live with us
now is Wild Bill Burgess himself.

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Bill, congratulations. But how do you
expect to turn around this ball club?

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Well, Chris, you're gonna
see more entertainment...

121
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you're gonna see better marketing,
cuter cheerleaders.

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- You know, the Knicks don't even have a mascot.
- Bill, so what?

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- What about changes on the team?
- ESPN.

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- Put me on with this putz.
- We've got a hot one on line four.

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- Eddie from Manhattan.
- Eddie from Manhattan.

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You're on live
with Wild Bill Burgess.

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Billy, you really
want a mascot, baby?

128
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You need to put a saddle on Bailey and
ride his ass around Central Park all night.

129
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That's what you need.

130
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Well, you know, if that'd sell tickets
I might consider it, hon.

131
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Yeah, right.
And don't call me "hon."

132
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Uh, Wild Bill, you still with us?

133
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Eddie. Eddie, you there?

134
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Steve from Hartford, you're live with us
on ESPN Radio. What can we do for you?

135
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I'm tellin' you, Wild Bill,
these guys are really good.

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They have the potential to be a fabulous
team, but they don't have any leadership.

137
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No, you know what it is...
The Russians only care about shooting.

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That's why Ivan doesn't know
anything about defense.

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But you got a couple of rookies
who are pretty good...

140
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and then you got Patton, who's a fabulous
player but knows he's a fabulous player.

141
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He has no assists because
he won't pass the ball.

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- You've inherited a mess. Is there anything else I can tell you?
- Yes, a lot more.

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But I'm afraid I don't have the time.
Thanks for the advice.

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- Let me give you a little somethin'.
- Oh, no, really...

145
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Come on. I've always heard New Yorkers
weren't kind people.

146
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- You've been very kind.
- Gee, Ben looks good.

147
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It's been so long since I've seen him.
Thank you.

148
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Okay, it's an easy one today.

149
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He was N.B.A. Rookie of the Year
in 1968.

150
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What was Earl Monroe's nickname?

151
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Eddie, it's me. Pick up.

152
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Eddie?

153
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Okay, listen, sweetheart,
I don't know if you noticed...

154
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but men go to basketball games so,
Eddie, please, please wear something sexy.

155
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By the way, thank God you put
an easy question on your machine...

156
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'cause I met this cute guy
and I gave him your number.

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- See you tonight. Bye.
- Hello?

158
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Ah. Goddamn it.

159
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Oh, I wish you'd stop
giving out my phone number, Claudine.

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Hi. Here's the question
of the day.

161
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How many consecutive games did Dolph Schayes
play when he was with the Syracuse Nets?

162
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Answer that, and magic can happen.

163
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Right.

164
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Ah! What's a "goil" to wear?

165
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Monroe.

166
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I know you're comfortable and I'm glad,
but what are you doing to me, huh?

167
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Do you know how long it takes me
to get this gorgeous? Two hours!

168
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You take ten seconds to throw on
a jersey, you look like a bag lady.

169
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As opposed to a $50 hooker?
Hello!

170
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Eddie, please.
A hundred dollars at least, huh?

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- Excuse me.
- Hey, Odell.

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- Hello, beautiful. How are you tonight?
- Good. They warming up?

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- For the last five seasons.
- You're terrible! You're mean, man!

174
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- Leave him alone, please.
- What? He's cute.

175
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"He's cu..."
Everybody is cute to you.

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I don't understand why every time we
come to a basketball game you dress up.

177
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We'll see whether the Knicks...

178
00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:04,890
at home tonight with new owner
Bill Burgess attending his first game...

179
00:10:04,962 --> 00:10:06,896
can beat the Los Angeles Lakers...

180
00:10:06,964 --> 00:10:09,489
who are on a six-game
winning streak.

181
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- What about Van Exel?
- Play him tight.

182
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- But Vlade's the problem. Always has been.
- No, no, no, no.

183
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You double up on Van Exel...

184
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and play Vlade with Ivan, or "Ee-van"
or whatever, tight, man-to-man...

185
00:10:20,644 --> 00:10:24,808
Oh, uh, Coach Bailey, I wonder
if I could have a moment, sir.

186
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- Well, of course you can. It's your team now.
- No, sir, it's our team.

187
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:32,477
Listen, I was watchin'
the game on TV last night.

188
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Our boys are movin' awful slow,
don't you think?

189
00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:39,689
Why don't you fire 'em up a bit?
Give the folks a good show.

190
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Hmm?

191
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- Look, um, Mr. Burgess...
- Oh, Bill, Bill. You can call me Bill.

192
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Mr. Burgess, I am the head coach
of the New York Knicks.

193
00:10:48,672 --> 00:10:51,607
Now, if you're looking
for a cheerleader...

194
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those are the girls that run around
in those short little skirts.

195
00:11:02,553 --> 00:11:05,488
- Look, there's Bailey right there.
- Eddie, wait.

196
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Bailey!

197
00:11:07,391 --> 00:11:10,849
- Bailey!
- Yo, Eddie!

198
00:11:10,928 --> 00:11:13,795
You gonna try something new tonight,
like tryin' to coach?

199
00:11:13,864 --> 00:11:18,301
It is the N.B.A., buddy:
"No Buttheads Allowed."

200
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But you keep comin' back.
I don't understand it.

201
00:11:22,239 --> 00:11:25,470
You looking good, though, babe.
Don't look at me like that.

202
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:28,477
You see that sign
that says "John 3:16"?

203
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That is not
a biblical quote, baby.

204
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That's your sorry road record,
'cause you the anticoach!

205
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All right, hey, let's go.
Do your job and get her out of here.

206
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- Come on.
- Okay, ladies, please.

207
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- Do you have "666" on your head?
- Yeah, yeah. Bye-bye.

208
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Come back again when you can afford
a seat back here.

209
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- As soon as you start winnin', I'll be back.
- So long!

210
00:11:50,901 --> 00:11:55,361
Hey, Zimmer! Get a life! Get a face!
Get a new coat! You suck!

211
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Ladies and gentlemen...

212
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the starting lineup
for the Los Angeles Lakers.

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At forward, six feet, nine inches,
Anthony "Pig" Miller.

214
00:12:02,312 --> 00:12:04,246
Boo!

215
00:12:04,314 --> 00:12:07,579
- Why do they call him "Pig"?
- 'Cause he's not kosher.

216
00:12:07,651 --> 00:12:10,176
At center, seven feet-one, Vlade Divac.

217
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At guard, six feet, one inch,
Nick Van Exel.

218
00:12:12,756 --> 00:12:16,089
- Don't start on my chest.
- That chest got us thrown out.

219
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,857
Your mouth got us thrown out. The chest
almost kept us in the good seats.

220
00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:21,864
You know what pisses me off?

221
00:12:21,932 --> 00:12:25,368
I hate people that buy those $8,000 seats,
then don't come 'til we start winning.

222
00:12:25,436 --> 00:12:28,098
Introducing the starting lineup
for your New York Knicks!

223
00:12:28,172 --> 00:12:30,106
Hey, here we go!

224
00:12:30,174 --> 00:12:34,372
From the Republic of Georgia, and I
don't mean Atlanta, Ivan Radovadovitch!

225
00:12:36,447 --> 00:12:39,382
Whoo!
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

226
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:41,543
Let's go!

227
00:12:41,618 --> 00:12:46,112
At six feet, eight inches,
Stacy Patton!

228
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:49,125
At six feet, two inches tall,
"Preacher Man" Taylor!

229
00:12:49,193 --> 00:12:51,127
You all right?

230
00:12:51,195 --> 00:12:53,527
Yeah, I'm good. I love this climb.
It's good for my thighs.

231
00:12:53,597 --> 00:12:55,531
Cool.

232
00:12:55,599 --> 00:12:59,535
Let me tell you something, man. The Knicks
do not stink. They're just a man short.

233
00:12:59,603 --> 00:13:02,902
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clark Kent.
- That's your comeback line?

234
00:13:02,973 --> 00:13:05,908
- Get a life!
- Don't start with her. She's had a bad day.

235
00:13:05,976 --> 00:13:08,911
You couldn’t be funny
if your life depended on it.

236
00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:12,415
One phone call to Staten Island...
Ba-da-bing! Know what I'm talkin' about?

237
00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:17,045
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome your new Knicks City Dancers!

238
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,198
- Hey, Eddie.
- Hey, girls.

239
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,200
Claudine.
Wiener?

240
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,360
I'd rather be dead.

241
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,370
Nice dress you're almost wearing.

242
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,099
- Whoo!
- Eric, Keith.

243
00:13:36,173 --> 00:13:38,107
Hey, what's up?
They switched seats.

244
00:13:38,175 --> 00:13:40,541
- We thought it might help.
- Couldn’t hurt.

245
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:54,056
New York, there's a new sheriff in town.

246
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,184
Say hello to Wild Bill Burgess!

247
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,204
Look at his shoes!

248
00:14:14,611 --> 00:14:16,670
Howdy.

249
00:14:16,747 --> 00:14:18,681
- "Howdy"?
- "Howdy"?

250
00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:21,513
Howdy, my ass. "Howdy"?

251
00:14:21,585 --> 00:14:23,746
Let me hear you say "Howdy!"

252
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,256
Now, folks,
I want you all to know...

253
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:31,988
that we're gonna give you
a big-time N.B.A. show every night.

254
00:14:32,062 --> 00:14:34,496
Right!

255
00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:43,234
All right, now let's get
the Wild Bill era off with a bang!

256
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,402
Whoa!

257
00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:01,250
That was Walt Frazier's jersey!

258
00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:03,623
That's Walt Frazier's jersey!

259
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,787
Hey! Yo!
That's my jersey!

260
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:14,070
And that's just the beginning, folks!
We got more surprises for ya!

261
00:15:14,137 --> 00:15:16,935
Don't forget the honorary coach contest
at halftime!

262
00:15:17,007 --> 00:15:18,941
Let's play some basketball!

263
00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:26,441
Say good-bye to tradition.

264
00:15:26,516 --> 00:15:31,818
Wild Bill Burgess has just torched
Walt Frazier's jersey.

265
00:15:34,658 --> 00:15:36,626
A freak show.

266
00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:39,628
He's gonna turn it
into a freak show.

267
00:15:39,696 --> 00:15:41,630
Come on, you guys.
Let's go.

268
00:15:41,698 --> 00:15:44,633
Let's remember we got a game
we wanna win. Where's Taylor?

269
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:47,261
- He's praying.
- Tell him to pray over here.

270
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,567
Darren! Amen!
Come on!

271
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,768
Hastings! Wake up!
If you're open, take the jumper!

272
00:15:52,843 --> 00:15:55,778
If not, look down low for Ivan!

273
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:57,780
- Ivan.
- Whatever.

274
00:15:57,848 --> 00:16:00,339
- Ivan make basket.
- Good. Yes. - Whoa, whoa.

275
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,079
If Stacy Patton don't shoot,
Stacy Patton don't play.

276
00:16:03,153 --> 00:16:06,145
Quit referring to yourself in the
third person and pay attention, asshole.

277
00:16:06,223 --> 00:16:08,987
- Come on, man. Watch your language.
- Yo, you'd better back off.

278
00:16:09,059 --> 00:16:10,959
Patton, I'm not warning you again.

279
00:16:11,028 --> 00:16:12,825
- Ivan make basket.
- Yes, yes!

280
00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:15,194
- Excuse me, Coach. I'd look for Jamal.
- Yeah, right.

281
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:18,792
Hey, logo-head, what are you lookin' at?
Get in the game, will ya?

282
00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:20,700
She used my tickets
for her divorce lawyer.

283
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,001
- You mind gettin' in the game here?
- Hey!

284
00:16:23,073 --> 00:16:25,007
Play ball.

285
00:16:25,075 --> 00:16:27,009
Okay. All right, you guys.
Let's go!

286
00:16:27,077 --> 00:16:30,843
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.

287
00:16:34,718 --> 00:16:36,879
Yeah!
Go, Knicks!

288
00:16:36,953 --> 00:16:39,387
- This is basketball, right?
- Let the torture begin.

289
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,890
Look at this!
He's going to... Challenge him!

290
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:45,018
Don't watch him shoot!
Ohh...

291
00:16:45,095 --> 00:16:47,029
Right this way, Mr. Burgess.

292
00:16:47,097 --> 00:16:50,032
This is your owner's box.

293
00:16:52,436 --> 00:16:55,928
We can have this redecorated
any way you'd like, of course.

294
00:17:00,777 --> 00:17:02,972
This'll do for now.

295
00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:21,760
Hey, get it together
with the defense, Patton!

296
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,766
Bad defense!

297
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,201
No, don't take on
all four, Patton! Don't do it!

298
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:29,204
Come on, get with it!

299
00:17:29,272 --> 00:17:31,740
- Back!
- Block him, block him!

300
00:17:31,808 --> 00:17:35,005
Tonight's attendance figures,
Mr. Burgess.

301
00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:38,639
I don't need to see the numbers.

302
00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:41,946
I know empty when I see it.

303
00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:44,885
Jamal Duncan now at the foul line...

304
00:17:44,955 --> 00:17:48,948
and wearing his shoe logo
in his hair.

305
00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:52,290
Let's see, he's shooting 55 percent
from the free throw line.

306
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,296
We'll see if it helps.

307
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:04,201
Bailey!
What's the matter with you?

308
00:18:04,274 --> 00:18:06,708
Hey, Bailey!
Open up your eyes!

309
00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:12,272
If Duncan can't make his free throws and
won't get back on defense, sit him down!

310
00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:14,283
Putz!

311
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,080
She gets louder every year.

312
00:18:22,926 --> 00:18:27,226
Let's stack the deck
a little, shall we?

313
00:18:27,297 --> 00:18:28,608
<i>- Say "freaky girl"
- Freaky girl.</i>

314
00:18:28,632 --> 00:18:30,190
<i>- Say "sexy girl"</i>
- <i>Sexy girl</i> ♪

315
00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:33,430
Well, the first half
has mercifully ended...

316
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,471
for Coach John Bailey’s
New York Knicks.

317
00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:39,134
Unless he can get Stacy Patton
to look for his teammates...

318
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:42,007
it does not look good
for this young team.

319
00:18:42,129 --> 00:18:44,996
Here's the, uh, honorary coach list
for tonight.

320
00:18:47,901 --> 00:18:50,563
The three lucky
seat numbers tonight are:

321
00:18:50,637 --> 00:18:55,074
section 109, row eight, seat three...

322
00:18:55,142 --> 00:18:58,134
section 21, row four, seat nine...

323
00:18:58,211 --> 00:19:02,614
and section 221, row "R," seat 15.

324
00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:05,116
- It's you!
- Ohhh! Ohh!

325
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:08,951
Ohh! Wait a minute!
Wait! Oh, my God!

326
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,957
Wait! Wait!
Oh, it's me! I won!

327
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,686
Oh, wait a minute!
Wait, wait!

328
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,456
Whoo! I won!
I told you!

329
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,464
Remember, anyone who
makes the free throw...

330
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,467
gets to be honorary coach
for the second half.

331
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,698
Wait, wait! Don't start without me!
I'm comin'!

332
00:19:24,771 --> 00:19:27,706
Hey! Hey! Hey!

333
00:19:27,774 --> 00:19:30,265
Hey! Move, man!
Hey!

334
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,277
The ticket.

335
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,279
I got my ticket.

336
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,508
Move.
I got the ticket.

337
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:39,950
Oh, shit. Excuse me.

338
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,454
Our first shooter tonight...

339
00:19:42,522 --> 00:19:45,013
is 13-year-old Tracy Hogan
from Flatbush.

340
00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:48,026
I had to come from...
Never mind.

341
00:19:48,094 --> 00:19:50,028
I got the ticket, man!

342
00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:55,200
Stand here and shoot
for the hoop, okay?

343
00:19:59,272 --> 00:20:01,706
Ow! Well, nice try.

344
00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:05,336
- Let's give Tracy a hand!
- Yeah, Tracy.

345
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:10,349
- Our next shooter is 31-year-old Sheldon Leonard from Astoria.
- Shoot for the hoop.

346
00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,421
Whoo!

347
00:20:16,489 --> 00:20:19,185
A serious contender, folks.

348
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:22,695
Come on, man, you ain't no Globetrotter.
Shoot the ball!

349
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,161
- Awww.
- Just a bit outside!

350
00:20:30,237 --> 00:20:35,971
Our last contestant is... 30-something
Edwina Franklin from Manhattan.

351
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,376
I got it, I got it,
I got it. Hey!

352
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,510
Eddie! Eddie!

353
00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:49,749
Eddie! Eddie!

354
00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:51,757
Wow.

355
00:20:51,825 --> 00:20:55,261
She seems to have her
own cheering section up there in 221.

356
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:58,923
- It just doesn't get any better than this. God!
- Eddie! Eddie!

357
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,934
Everybody's ready.

358
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,201
Perhaps tonight?

359
00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:15,106
- You got it, girl!
- Come on!

360
00:21:15,181 --> 00:21:18,514
- Shoot it! Shoot it!
- Shoot the damn ball!

361
00:21:18,585 --> 00:21:22,419
Guess what... we have a winner!

362
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:25,583
We have an honorary coach tonight!

363
00:21:28,128 --> 00:21:30,062
Bring it on!
The honorary coach!

364
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:34,624
Yes, I think I got it! Yes, I think
I got it, 'cause I know I did!

365
00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:36,931
Tonight's honorary coach, Edwina Franklin!

366
00:21:51,318 --> 00:21:53,809
In the house!
Yeah. Oh!

367
00:21:53,887 --> 00:21:55,821
Hi.

368
00:21:55,889 --> 00:21:58,585
- Hey.
- How y'all doin'?

369
00:21:58,658 --> 00:22:00,592
No, no, no, no, no, no.

370
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:02,958
Hey, get rid of her.

371
00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:07,199
Check it out, baby.

372
00:22:09,269 --> 00:22:12,636
Oooh-oooh-ooh!
Oooh-ooh-hoo! Whoo!

373
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,640
- Sit down and shut up.
- What?

374
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,643
- Sit down and shut up.
- All right, all right.

375
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,147
Oh. Sorry.

376
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,149
Whoo.

377
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,513
- No. Go back and sit down.
- I'm not...

378
00:22:28,588 --> 00:22:31,022
- Sit! Sit!
- I'm... All right.

379
00:22:46,706 --> 00:22:49,300
All right, screen!
Screen! Get through!

380
00:22:51,044 --> 00:22:53,842
Hold on! Wait!
See, you gotta wait!

381
00:22:54,914 --> 00:22:57,314
Yeah, Vlade, yeah!
All right!

382
00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:59,375
- Foul!
- Everybody, get back!

383
00:22:59,452 --> 00:23:03,548
- Pick it up, pick it up.
- Move! Hey... Hey, Elvis! Move!

384
00:23:03,623 --> 00:23:07,684
Hey, you with the $1.99 rug on your
head, would you get out of my way, please?

385
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:10,696
Yeah, move.

386
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,561
- Ohh!
- Oh! Excuse me!

387
00:23:16,970 --> 00:23:20,667
- It just don't get no better than that. He is cute.
- Right on.

388
00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:22,674
Oh-ho, yeah!

389
00:23:24,544 --> 00:23:26,603
Oh, good block, Vlade!

390
00:23:29,349 --> 00:23:31,783
Get up, get up, get up!

391
00:23:31,851 --> 00:23:34,217
Patton...

392
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:38,223
Come on, move it, move it.
Look at the guys. They're missi...

393
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,855
Screen, screen!
Get through!

394
00:23:44,931 --> 00:23:46,865
By yourself!
Ivan, by yourself!

395
00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:49,868
Plant your feet, baby. Plant your feet!

396
00:23:49,936 --> 00:23:51,927
- Good call!
- Yeah! Blocking!

397
00:23:52,005 --> 00:23:55,463
What you talkin' about? What is wrong
with you? What, you Helen Keller?

398
00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:57,476
- You blind, brother!
- What are you doin'?

399
00:23:57,544 --> 00:24:00,377
White, blocking!
Zero-zero!

400
00:24:00,447 --> 00:24:02,312
- Bad call! Bad call!
- Bad call!

401
00:24:02,382 --> 00:24:05,317
Worse than your pants,
that's how bad the call was.

402
00:24:05,385 --> 00:24:09,754
- That's a technical!
- No! She's just a fan! She's a fan, Dave, please!

403
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:14,556
But she's on your bench. You either
shut her up or get her outta here.

404
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:18,222
- Delighted. Right this way, ma'am.
- No. Come on, Bailey, no.

405
00:24:18,298 --> 00:24:21,233
No, no, no! Hey, don't!

406
00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:23,929
Hey, don't! It's all right!
Hey, man!

407
00:24:26,573 --> 00:24:29,633
Now, what the hell
is Bailey doing?

408
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:34,612
Look at her. She's as good as gold.
The fans love her. Look at that.

409
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:37,616
The crowd is going crazy...

410
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:42,485
as Coach John Bailey is having Honorary
Coach Eddie Franklin ejected from the garden!

411
00:24:47,827 --> 00:24:50,762
- See you tomorrow night, Eddie.
- Okay.

412
00:24:50,830 --> 00:24:55,096
Go for the open man. What are you doin'?
Why don't you listen?

413
00:24:55,168 --> 00:24:57,432
Hit the open man!
Hit him!

414
00:24:57,504 --> 00:25:00,439
Go back, go back!

415
00:25:04,043 --> 00:25:06,477
All right, all right,
all right, let's go.

416
00:25:09,516 --> 00:25:13,179
He's goin' that way!
There's the basket! Go! Go!

417
00:25:13,253 --> 00:25:15,187
Ah! Ah! Hey!

418
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,490
Where you goin', man?

419
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,118
Y'all are supposed to be over here!
Come on!

420
00:25:21,194 --> 00:25:24,652
Look, Eddie, they can't even get
the ball! Let me go in. One play!

421
00:25:30,470 --> 00:25:32,404
Yes! Yes!

422
00:25:34,073 --> 00:25:36,007
Eddie! Eddie!

423
00:25:36,075 --> 00:25:40,011
What in the hell's the idea of sittin'
my boy for the entire game?

424
00:25:41,648 --> 00:25:43,809
Excuse us for a second.

425
00:25:43,883 --> 00:25:47,250
Listen, don't ever come up on me
like that again in front of children.

426
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,255
- What's the matter with you?
- Nothing's the matter with me.

427
00:25:50,323 --> 00:25:53,302
- He's been sittin' there for the entire game.
- The boy got a "D" in English.

428
00:25:53,326 --> 00:25:56,261
- What's that got to do with him playin' ball?
- A lot.

429
00:25:56,329 --> 00:26:00,095
But your first question should've been,
"Why'd he get the 'D' in English?"

430
00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:02,896
You need to start paying attention
to him in school...

431
00:26:02,969 --> 00:26:06,405
or you're gonna be watching him
in court instead of on the court.

432
00:26:06,472 --> 00:26:08,997
- Okay?
- Okay.

433
00:26:09,075 --> 00:26:11,009
I understand.

434
00:26:11,077 --> 00:26:13,011
All right.

435
00:26:18,418 --> 00:26:21,854
Let's get something straight: I am not
here to clean up your horse shit...

436
00:26:21,921 --> 00:26:25,755
or to play second fiddle
to some circus freak that you created.

437
00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:27,759
Price of showmanship, Mr. Bailey.

438
00:26:27,827 --> 00:26:30,728
To you, maybe.
To me, this is the N.B.A.

439
00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:33,732
And I don't like being embarrassed
or having my team embarrassed.

440
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,236
Well, now, I kinda thought
it was my team.

441
00:26:37,303 --> 00:26:39,237
You wanna know somethin'?
You're right.

442
00:26:39,305 --> 00:26:42,035
You're exactly right.
It is your team.

443
00:26:42,108 --> 00:26:46,408
And I'm the coach of that team,
a coach with a very large contract.

444
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:50,472
I'm here to tell you that if you pull
another stunt like that, I'm walkin'.

445
00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:53,451
Did you see the papers today,
Mr. Bailey?

446
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:56,454
The fans love this little girl;
the press loves this little girl.

447
00:26:56,522 --> 00:26:59,150
Let me tell you somethin', Wild Bill...

448
00:26:59,225 --> 00:27:03,093
or Buffalo Bill or whatever it is
that you call yourself...

449
00:27:03,162 --> 00:27:07,121
That doesn't impress me,
and you don't impress me.

450
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,636
Well, you know, I'm gonna tell you
what impresses me...

451
00:27:10,703 --> 00:27:15,470
The fact that the papers said
nothing whatsoever about you today.

452
00:27:22,882 --> 00:27:27,285
That's a smart fella. He left
just in time. I was about to fire him.

453
00:27:27,353 --> 00:27:32,256
To fire him you'll have to pay him
$1.2 million a year for three years.

454
00:27:32,325 --> 00:27:34,259
Oooh-wee.

455
00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:45,026
How much is it gonna
cost me if he quits?

456
00:27:46,472 --> 00:27:49,407
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention, please?

457
00:27:49,475 --> 00:27:52,410
- I have a special announcement to make.
- What do you want, cowboy?

458
00:27:52,478 --> 00:27:55,470
Miss Edwina Franklin, come on down!

459
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:58,483
You did get a phone number.

460
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,349
Aaaaah!

461
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:13,999
You know, Mr. Burgess, I might just
walk out of here right now.

462
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:17,161
Well, don't let the door hit ya
where the Good Lord split ya.

463
00:28:19,238 --> 00:28:22,332
Bubba.
Get out of my way.

464
00:28:26,446 --> 00:28:29,381
- You want us to play for her?
- I can't work under these conditions.

465
00:28:29,449 --> 00:28:33,010
- I'd hate to lose you too, Mr. Zimmer.
- Oh, no, I wasn't saying that.

466
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,180
I was just commenting
on the, uh... you know...

467
00:28:36,255 --> 00:28:39,190
Stacy Patton's ass
ain't playin' for no woman.

468
00:28:39,258 --> 00:28:43,217
How much does Stacy Patton's ass make
per game, if you please?

469
00:28:43,296 --> 00:28:45,230
Uh, $43,000.

470
00:28:45,298 --> 00:28:48,392
Forty-three thousand dollars?

471
00:28:48,468 --> 00:28:52,768
Anybody else's ass
not playin' tonight, huh?

472
00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:57,105
- Ivan make basket.
- Well, then, Ivan make money.

473
00:28:57,176 --> 00:28:59,610
I'm glad we all agree, gentlemen.

474
00:28:59,679 --> 00:29:02,113
Coach Zimmer's gonna take care
of the basketball.

475
00:29:02,181 --> 00:29:06,117
That little lady's just gonna hop up and
down, make a big scene, make the folks happy.

476
00:29:06,185 --> 00:29:08,619
Now, you give me
some focus, huh?

477
00:29:08,688 --> 00:29:11,748
You give me a victory.
Win one for the Gipper.

478
00:29:11,824 --> 00:29:14,258
Okay? Get back in there.
Come on.

479
00:29:15,862 --> 00:29:17,796
Forty-three thousand dollars?

480
00:29:17,864 --> 00:29:20,298
- That's a lot of money.
- They pay him a dollar a shot?

481
00:29:20,366 --> 00:29:23,392
- Who's the Gipper?
- Damn, you're stupid.

482
00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:26,335
Hi, Eddie!
How are ya?

483
00:29:26,405 --> 00:29:30,432
- Am I Honorary Coach again?
- Well, sort of. Here she is, folks!

484
00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:32,774
Oh, my God!

485
00:29:35,114 --> 00:29:38,049
Now, I'm afraid I have
another announcement for you.

486
00:29:38,117 --> 00:29:41,518
John Bailey has resigned
as head coach.

487
00:29:41,587 --> 00:29:45,079
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

488
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:48,491
Yeah!

489
00:29:48,561 --> 00:29:52,895
So let me introduce you to our head
coach for tonight... Miss Eddie Franklin.

490
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,899
Aaaaaah!

491
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,901
- Aaaaaah!
- Yes!

492
00:29:56,969 --> 00:30:00,962
This is the greatest thing that's ever happened
to me, and it didn't even happen to me.

493
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,974
There's nothin' in the rule book.

494
00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:05,943
- You wanna file a protest, be my guest.
- You're damn right I will!

495
00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:08,207
They're all yours, Coach.

496
00:30:08,281 --> 00:30:10,215
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ha-ha-ha!

497
00:30:10,283 --> 00:30:13,548
Hi! The Knicks. Look at you.
You're the real...

498
00:30:13,619 --> 00:30:17,077
You know, I've been a fan for...
I've seen a million games.

499
00:30:17,156 --> 00:30:21,786
I've been watching you since college.
I've been watching you since high school.

500
00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:24,295
My dad was a Knicks fan.

501
00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:27,298
My husband, who I met right up there
wearing your jersey...

502
00:30:27,366 --> 00:30:31,496
even when he was in the hospital all he
wanted to do was watch the Knicks game.

503
00:30:31,571 --> 00:30:35,769
I can't believe that you guys
are here! I can't stand it!

504
00:30:35,842 --> 00:30:39,278
- Whoo!
- Well, history is being made tonight...

505
00:30:39,345 --> 00:30:41,323
- here at Madison Square Garden...
- Okay, that's...

506
00:30:41,347 --> 00:30:43,577
- Where Miss Eddie Franklin...
- We're playin' now!

507
00:30:43,649 --> 00:30:46,584
- Is taking over for Coach John Bailey.
- Zim! What's up, buddy?

508
00:30:46,652 --> 00:30:49,631
- Now, I've seen surprises in the world of sports...
- Kickin' booty! Let's go!

509
00:30:49,655 --> 00:30:52,453
- But never have I seen the likes of this.
- Come on, man!

510
00:30:52,525 --> 00:30:56,017
A fan coming out of the stands
to take the reins...

511
00:30:56,095 --> 00:30:58,029
of an N.B.A. team.

512
00:30:58,097 --> 00:31:00,395
What an amazing development!

513
00:31:00,466 --> 00:31:02,400
Pick, Bobby, pick!
Switch! Switch!

514
00:31:06,706 --> 00:31:10,472
- What the hell was that?
- Don't tell me, tell him.

515
00:31:15,314 --> 00:31:18,249
Maybe a little louder next time.

516
00:31:25,024 --> 00:31:28,721
- Hey, man, that your mama?
- No, man, that's the coach.

517
00:31:32,131 --> 00:31:34,725
Hey, hey!
Mouse in the house!

518
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,735
I got a little one! Here we go!
Here we go! Whoo! Oh, yeah!

519
00:31:37,803 --> 00:31:39,930
Oh, yeah! Oh, no!
Here we go!

520
00:31:40,006 --> 00:31:43,442
Come on, baby,
you got the right idea.

521
00:31:43,509 --> 00:31:46,876
What's the matter, Coach?
Cat got your tongue?

522
00:31:48,347 --> 00:31:51,282
To think I used to like him.

523
00:31:51,350 --> 00:31:54,376
You got him, you got him!
"D" him up, baby! Take it low!

524
00:31:54,453 --> 00:31:56,387
Stace, Stace!
I'm open, baby!

525
00:31:56,455 --> 00:31:58,389
Here we go!
Let's roll, let's roll!

526
00:31:58,457 --> 00:32:00,925
Come on, man!
Are you ever gonna give it up?

527
00:32:00,993 --> 00:32:03,086
It was a good shot, man!

528
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:10,700
Come on, bust out!
Bust it out! Let's go!

529
00:32:12,271 --> 00:32:14,535
- Finish it, Terry!
- Go!

530
00:32:14,607 --> 00:32:17,269
- Yes!
- How about that travel, Ref?

531
00:32:17,343 --> 00:32:19,277
Go to town, baby.

532
00:32:19,345 --> 00:32:21,609
Pick up!
Pick up your man!

533
00:32:21,681 --> 00:32:23,615
Defense!

534
00:32:23,683 --> 00:32:27,312
- Defense! Defense!
- Defense! Defense!

535
00:32:27,386 --> 00:32:31,379
Defense! Defense!

536
00:32:31,457 --> 00:32:35,154
- Defense! Defense!
- Defense!

537
00:32:35,227 --> 00:32:39,163
Another loss seems imminent
for the struggling New York Knicks...

538
00:32:39,231 --> 00:32:42,667
who don't seem to listen to
their replacement coach...

539
00:32:42,735 --> 00:32:45,932
any more than their
former coach John Bailey.

540
00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,974
Stacy, what are your thoughts
on the game tonight?

541
00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:50,975
Stacy Patton don't do interviews.

542
00:32:55,815 --> 00:32:59,251
It just didn't seem like the team
was playing as a cohesive unit.

543
00:32:59,318 --> 00:33:01,252
Was there just lack of focus?

544
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:05,484
You got a guy takin' 38 shots and
makin' eight? No wonder the coach quit.

545
00:33:05,558 --> 00:33:08,994
And we got a Rasta runnin' along
the sidelines acting like a coach now.

546
00:33:09,061 --> 00:33:12,155
- It's a circus.
- Howdy, folks.

547
00:33:12,231 --> 00:33:15,462
- I brought you a little present.
- Eddie. Eddie.

548
00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:19,834
Eddie, I'm from People Magazine.

549
00:33:19,905 --> 00:33:22,339
What is your previous
coaching experience?

550
00:33:25,411 --> 00:33:28,346
- Sir, can I have a word with you?
- Certainly, Mr. Zimmer.

551
00:33:28,414 --> 00:33:30,348
- Excuse me, please.
- Uh, yeah.

552
00:33:30,416 --> 00:33:33,852
- This is it?
- That's every coach that's available.

553
00:33:33,919 --> 00:33:37,355
It's an awful short list. What is this,
their social security numbers?

554
00:33:37,423 --> 00:33:42,224
- Uh, no, that's how much they each made last year.
- Mmm. Thanks.

555
00:33:42,294 --> 00:33:45,730
- It must've been great to be at the helm.
- What's next for you now?

556
00:33:45,798 --> 00:33:48,392
- How does it feel to be a woman?
- Good!

557
00:33:48,467 --> 00:33:51,061
How did you like
your performance tonight?

558
00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:54,072
All right, boys.
Leave the little lady alone.

559
00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:56,074
She's kinda shy.

560
00:33:56,142 --> 00:33:59,976
Wild Bill, how are you gonna
turn this team around?

561
00:34:00,046 --> 00:34:02,480
The Knicks need a coach now!

562
00:34:02,548 --> 00:34:05,540
Are you gonna hire
a college coach, Wild Bill?

563
00:34:05,618 --> 00:34:08,485
Quit... Quit pushin'
and scratchin'.

564
00:34:10,556 --> 00:34:14,492
Like we say back home, no amount
of plannin' can replace dumb luck.

565
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:18,690
I just got me the biggest piece of luck
I ever had: I found my new coach.

566
00:34:18,764 --> 00:34:21,824
- Well, who is he?
- What's his name? - Eddie.

567
00:34:21,901 --> 00:34:23,926
- Say what?
- Eddie who?

568
00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:33,177
- I can't do this.
- Yes, you can.

569
00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:36,271
I cannot take a real
N.B.A. team on the road!

570
00:34:36,348 --> 00:34:40,045
- Do the guys know what you're... Does the N.B.A. know what...
- Can I ask you somethin'?

571
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:42,053
Do you still think
the Knicks can win?

572
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:45,557
- Yes, I do, but I think they deserve a real coach.
- That's what you are, Eddie.

573
00:34:45,624 --> 00:34:47,683
In your heart, you are a coach.

574
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:53,130
Why else would I be paying you
$50,000 to finish the season?

575
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:56,600
So I want you to get on that plane,
start takin' names...

576
00:34:56,669 --> 00:34:58,603
and kickin' butt.

577
00:34:58,671 --> 00:35:00,605
Go ahead.

578
00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:04,469
- Yeah.
- I believe in you, Eddie.

579
00:35:04,543 --> 00:35:08,479
I believe you need the Knicks,
and I believe the Knicks need you.

580
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:23,194
Hi.

581
00:35:23,262 --> 00:35:26,698
Listen, guys, I just wanted to say
how really excited I am about this.

582
00:35:26,765 --> 00:35:30,826
This is the biggest thing that's ever
happened to me. I don't know what to say.

583
00:35:30,903 --> 00:35:32,837
It's so exciting.

584
00:35:32,905 --> 00:35:36,636
I'm lookin' at you guys, and I see,
you know, there's a great team here.

585
00:35:36,709 --> 00:35:41,646
There's a really great team. I just
don't understand why you're in last place.

586
00:35:41,714 --> 00:35:43,648
I mean, you, Mr. Patton.

587
00:35:43,716 --> 00:35:48,119
I mean, if you could just
manage to pass the ball more...

588
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:51,122
then we'd feel like
a more cohesive team.

589
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:55,286
I think you have to look at it
as you're part of a whole, you know.

590
00:35:57,196 --> 00:36:00,927
And you, Preacher, you know,
I've seen you shoot from the outside.

591
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,937
You gotta go for it more, shoot from
the perimeter. You have the capability.

592
00:36:06,005 --> 00:36:08,997
That's my opinion, anyway.

593
00:36:09,074 --> 00:36:12,510
And Mr. Duncan, you know you could lead
the league in rebounds...

594
00:36:12,578 --> 00:36:15,172
if you'd just get
that foul shot together.

595
00:36:15,247 --> 00:36:17,181
Frankly, it's really foul.

596
00:36:17,249 --> 00:36:20,685
That's a little basketball humor there.

597
00:36:21,754 --> 00:36:24,723
Hey, Mr. Hastings.

598
00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:27,725
You're terrific.
You're really a terrific player.

599
00:36:27,793 --> 00:36:30,956
I just wish you could get your head
more in the game.

600
00:36:31,030 --> 00:36:32,964
No offense.

601
00:36:33,032 --> 00:36:37,492
Hey, Nate. What can I say about you?
You're just the greatest there ever was.

602
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,504
You know, you're just great.

603
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:44,339
I wish we could clone you, then your clones
could teach these guys what I'm talkin' about.

604
00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:46,674
Hey, Zim.

605
00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:51,846
Hey, how you doin'?

606
00:36:51,917 --> 00:36:53,851
Hey, Ivan...

607
00:36:53,919 --> 00:36:56,183
Ivan.

608
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,189
Ivan.

609
00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:01,522
Do you know what the word
"defense" means?

610
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,926
Ivan make basket.

611
00:37:03,996 --> 00:37:05,930
Cool.

612
00:37:05,998 --> 00:37:08,432
- We'll work on defense.
- Defense.

613
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,434
- Okay, cool.
- Defense.

614
00:37:10,502 --> 00:37:14,097
You know, I just wanna say...

615
00:37:14,173 --> 00:37:17,404
that when we get
to where we're going...

616
00:37:17,476 --> 00:37:19,410
we're just gonna kick butt.

617
00:37:19,478 --> 00:37:21,412
We're gonna kick butt.

618
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,415
We're on an away game. It's breather
time now. We're travelling.

619
00:37:24,483 --> 00:37:26,576
God knows we can do this.

620
00:37:26,652 --> 00:37:28,586
Don't you think so?

621
00:37:28,654 --> 00:37:31,589
Yeah! Yeah.

622
00:37:32,925 --> 00:37:36,383
I don't get it, man.
Is she the Gipper or not?

623
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:39,727
- Damn, you sure are white.
- I can't help it.

624
00:37:48,207 --> 00:37:50,141
Ladies, my room is right here.

625
00:37:50,209 --> 00:37:53,144
I'll get to show you those
championship rings I told you about.

626
00:37:53,212 --> 00:37:55,146
Let's get it goin' now.

627
00:38:04,056 --> 00:38:06,991
Hey, Ivan, remember what I said,
all right? P-H-A-T.

628
00:38:07,059 --> 00:38:08,993
Phat.

629
00:38:09,061 --> 00:38:12,792
See how the superstar on a two-on-one
fast break goes for the dunk.

630
00:38:12,865 --> 00:38:15,800
You saw my moves
out on the court.

631
00:38:15,868 --> 00:38:18,803
Come inside and check out
the rest of 'em.

632
00:38:18,871 --> 00:38:21,806
I don't know if we should go
in your rooms.

633
00:38:21,874 --> 00:38:23,808
Yo, baby, you phat.

634
00:38:23,876 --> 00:38:26,310
Oh, you're an animal.

635
00:38:26,378 --> 00:38:29,245
- Phat.
- You the man.

636
00:38:40,976 --> 00:38:43,843
"Separation and divorce"?

637
00:38:43,912 --> 00:38:46,847
Come on, man.
I don't need these, man.

638
00:38:46,915 --> 00:38:49,850
I been married
too long for this, man.

639
00:38:49,918 --> 00:38:52,853
Hey, yo, how phat was she, Ivan?

640
00:38:52,921 --> 00:38:55,082
Phat!

641
00:38:55,157 --> 00:38:58,752
I got 50 bucks on this one.

642
00:38:58,827 --> 00:39:01,762
Look, I'm gettin' tired.

643
00:39:01,830 --> 00:39:04,765
Can we hurry this up?

644
00:39:07,336 --> 00:39:11,272
- I thought this was supposed to be a practice.
- This is a practice.

645
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:14,275
- So how come nobody's practicing?
- Well...

646
00:39:14,343 --> 00:39:17,278
Jamal’s shooting an album cover...

647
00:39:17,346 --> 00:39:20,315
Hastings is over there
with his divorce lawyer...

648
00:39:20,382 --> 00:39:22,316
- Stacy Patton's, uh...
- Asleep.

649
00:39:22,384 --> 00:39:25,319
- Asleep, yeah.
- Does he sleep through every practice?

650
00:39:25,387 --> 00:39:27,821
- No, just on game day.
- Ah.

651
00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:31,826
No wonder it takes him an average of four
minutes before he can get his first shot off.

652
00:39:31,894 --> 00:39:36,126
- So what are we gonna do about it?
- "We"? Leave me out of it, Coach.

653
00:39:36,198 --> 00:39:38,132
These kids are stars.

654
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,134
They do what they wanna do.

655
00:39:40,202 --> 00:39:43,535
I got a mortgage and two kids
in college. I don't rock the boat.

656
00:39:43,605 --> 00:39:47,541
The only boat that doesn't rock
is one that's not going anywhere.

657
00:39:47,609 --> 00:39:49,543
Hey, you're the head coach.

658
00:39:49,611 --> 00:39:54,048
You wanna get these million-dollar egos
to practice their jump shots, be my guest.

659
00:39:55,217 --> 00:39:57,151
Okay.

660
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:02,087
Ouch.

661
00:40:02,157 --> 00:40:05,320
Come on, quit foolin' around
and shoot from game situations, will ya?

662
00:40:05,394 --> 00:40:07,828
I'll show you a game situation.

663
00:40:07,896 --> 00:40:10,888
- Look, "T," ball!
- All right. You go, man!

664
00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:15,027
- That'll be four points from there!
- Dribbles to the basket!

665
00:40:15,104 --> 00:40:17,038
He shoots!

666
00:40:17,106 --> 00:40:19,006
- Oh!
- He scores! Yeah!

667
00:40:19,074 --> 00:40:22,009
- Yes!
- Oh, so now you clownin' me, huh?

668
00:40:22,077 --> 00:40:25,012
- This is my game situation.
- I see. How are the knees?

669
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,015
- They're old. I'm old, Eddie.
- You're not that old.

670
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:30,017
In N.B.A. years, I'm 138.

671
00:40:30,085 --> 00:40:32,019
- Really?
- 138.

672
00:40:32,087 --> 00:40:35,147
How old’s that make you in doggie years?
Come on, let's go.

673
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:38,352
- All right, you got it.
- Let's go, ladies. Come on.

674
00:40:52,274 --> 00:40:56,643
Pass the ball!

675
00:40:56,712 --> 00:40:59,146
Pass the ball!

676
00:41:01,183 --> 00:41:04,710
Come on, get your head
in the game!

677
00:41:07,789 --> 00:41:09,723
Let's go!

678
00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:13,454
This is just a publicity stunt for you!
You are not a coach!

679
00:41:13,529 --> 00:41:16,464
You not a player, lookin' like
a little roach!

680
00:41:16,532 --> 00:41:19,467
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Switch it!

681
00:41:19,535 --> 00:41:21,969
Yeah!

682
00:41:24,072 --> 00:41:27,007
Was that your mistake, Mr. Rodman?
I think so.

683
00:41:27,075 --> 00:41:30,010
Your team doesn't know
how to play.

684
00:41:30,078 --> 00:41:32,740
- Bad shots, bad coach...
- Bad hair.

685
00:41:32,814 --> 00:41:35,078
At least I look good.

686
00:41:35,150 --> 00:41:37,084
For the moment.

687
00:41:37,152 --> 00:41:39,518
Get your earrings, baby.
You look naked.

688
00:41:39,588 --> 00:41:41,522
Ball up!

689
00:41:41,590 --> 00:41:45,492
Come on! Heads up!
Come on, let's go!

690
00:41:49,831 --> 00:41:52,129
Match up, match up, match up!

691
00:41:52,201 --> 00:41:58,003
Mr. Patton, I need you to double-team
the short guy, the cricket-looking one.

692
00:41:58,073 --> 00:42:00,701
If you wanna talk to Stacy Patton,
call his agent.

693
00:42:00,776 --> 00:42:02,869
Match up! Match up!

694
00:42:02,945 --> 00:42:05,880
Next time they come,
they'd better bring a coach!

695
00:42:05,948 --> 00:42:08,382
They play just as bad
with a coach!

696
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,354
See?
See what I told you?

697
00:42:14,423 --> 00:42:19,053
You guys, if you'd listened to me, you would
not have gotten slaughtered by the Spurs.

698
00:42:19,127 --> 00:42:23,063
You don't wanna practice; You don't
wanna hustle; You don't wanna do anything.

699
00:42:33,275 --> 00:42:37,211
What, did that shrink up in the water?

700
00:42:37,279 --> 00:42:41,215
I thought it was gonna be
so much bigger. It's like this...

701
00:42:41,283 --> 00:42:46,084
- It looks like he got a pimple on his thigh.
- What's she talkin' about?

702
00:42:46,154 --> 00:42:49,419
And the Knicks broke
an all-time record last night.

703
00:42:49,491 --> 00:42:52,824
They lost their 19th straight game.

704
00:42:52,894 --> 00:42:55,522
This whole thing
is getting ridiculous.

705
00:42:55,597 --> 00:43:00,034
- So what's the hard hat take on Eddie Franklin?
- It's a joke, an embarrassment.

706
00:43:00,102 --> 00:43:03,333
It's a woman coach. I'm just gonna give
my tickets to the wife.

707
00:43:03,405 --> 00:43:07,933
- So the gender is inappropriate?
- I got your gender right here. Know what I'm talkin' about?

708
00:43:08,010 --> 00:43:10,945
Mr. Mayor, the new coach of the Knicks
is a woman. Your reaction?

709
00:43:11,013 --> 00:43:13,447
It's a real breakthrough
for equal rights.

710
00:43:13,515 --> 00:43:15,949
She'll bring something
very special to it.

711
00:43:16,018 --> 00:43:18,830
- Do you think she can get the team out of the basement?
- She can't do any worse.

712
00:43:18,854 --> 00:43:22,017
The Knicks were winning
when I was mayor.

713
00:43:36,438 --> 00:43:39,874
- You're a very photogenic young woman.
- Well, thank you, Bill.

714
00:43:39,941 --> 00:43:43,968
And I tell you what, no matter...
I'm not gonna let you quit.

715
00:43:44,046 --> 00:43:47,607
- Why not? I'm not doing anything better than Bailey did.
- Oh, nonsense.

716
00:43:47,683 --> 00:43:50,049
Advanced ticket sales
are up 30 percent.

717
00:43:50,118 --> 00:43:53,747
- And you know what? The fans love you, Eddie.
- But the newspapers hate me.

718
00:43:53,822 --> 00:43:55,915
So what?
It's free publicity.

719
00:43:55,991 --> 00:43:58,425
What are you talking about?
We're losing.

720
00:43:58,493 --> 00:44:01,929
Eddie, listen, the Knicks did not
get into this mess overnight...

721
00:44:01,997 --> 00:44:04,864
and they're not gonna
get out of it overnight.

722
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:07,868
I have every confidence
that you can do it.

723
00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:12,464
- I just don't have the same confidence.
- Let me tell you something.

724
00:44:12,541 --> 00:44:15,977
I grew up in a one-horse town
in Texas.

725
00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:19,810
My folks were too poor to paint
and too proud to whitewash.

726
00:44:19,881 --> 00:44:23,817
If I can do it, Eddie, you can do it.
Look where I got.

727
00:44:23,885 --> 00:44:25,819
It's like we say back home:

728
00:44:25,887 --> 00:44:29,618
"He that would have the fruit
must climb the tree."

729
00:44:29,691 --> 00:44:34,128
So I'm gonna ask you a question,
little lady: You gonna let me down?

730
00:44:37,432 --> 00:44:41,869
No, I'm not gonna let you down. Maybe
with the home court advantage it'll...

731
00:44:41,937 --> 00:44:46,135
Ah, that's my girl. That's what I like
to hear. Come on, I'll walk you out.

732
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,996
Oh, yeah?
Come on, man!

733
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:55,227
- Okay, now... Hey! Don't run!
- Go, Knicks!

734
00:44:57,235 --> 00:44:59,169
Hey, hey, watch it!

735
00:44:59,237 --> 00:45:02,172
Hey, hey, calm down,
calm down, calm down.

736
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,334
- Thank you. I got it. You guys look good.
- Thanks.

737
00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:08,345
Listen, the players are gettin' ready
to go out. They're concentrating.

738
00:45:08,413 --> 00:45:11,940
So I'm gonna take you and show you
my office, and that'll be that, okay?

739
00:45:12,017 --> 00:45:14,679
All right, I want you
to be like gentlemen.

740
00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:18,189
- We're gonna go in like we have some class, okay?
- Okay.

741
00:45:25,564 --> 00:45:28,499
- No problem. Oh, my pen.
- Here you go.

742
00:45:30,969 --> 00:45:34,200
- Hey, Mr. Duncan, can I get your autograph?
- Not now, kids.

743
00:45:34,272 --> 00:45:37,799
- I'm doin' business.
- Well, they gotta have something to talk about.

744
00:45:37,876 --> 00:45:40,811
We're gonna shoot this
rap video at my place in St. Bart's.

745
00:45:40,879 --> 00:45:43,848
- You know, me, you, the Jacuzzi.
- Terry Hastings.

746
00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:45,849
- Terry.
- Terry.

747
00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:47,851
- Excuse me.
- Can I get your autograph?

748
00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:52,083
Look, look, $35,000 is not alimony.
That's the lotto!

749
00:45:52,157 --> 00:45:54,421
Hey, hey, Mr. Patton,
can we get an autograph, please?

750
00:45:54,493 --> 00:45:56,984
Stacy Patton don't sign autographs.

751
00:45:59,431 --> 00:46:03,765
You know what, you guys?
Why don't you wait for me outside, okay?

752
00:46:03,835 --> 00:46:07,396
- I'll take you to your seats and we'll go get some hot dogs.
- Mm-hmm.

753
00:46:07,472 --> 00:46:09,406
- All right, all right.
- Excuse me.

754
00:46:09,474 --> 00:46:13,911
Lawyers, agents,
models, pseudo-models...

755
00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:15,913
rappers, people with bad rugs...

756
00:46:15,981 --> 00:46:18,848
if you're not wearing a jersey
that says "New York Knicks"...

757
00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:21,852
get up and get the hell out right now.

758
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,854
- Now.
- Ooh! Bye, baby.

759
00:46:23,922 --> 00:46:26,857
I'm gonna get up outta here, y'all.

760
00:46:35,767 --> 00:46:38,702
Who the hell do you guys
think you are?

761
00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:46,936
I mean, really...
Who the hell do you think you are?

762
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:49,947
I thought this was
a professional basketball team.

763
00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:52,449
Obviously I'm out of my mind.

764
00:46:52,517 --> 00:46:55,452
I'm in here with rap artists
and pitch men...

765
00:46:55,520 --> 00:47:00,480
line-slingers and "ho" mongers
and assholes.

766
00:47:00,559 --> 00:47:02,493
Eddie, please!

767
00:47:02,561 --> 00:47:05,291
No. Knicks, please, Preacher.

768
00:47:05,363 --> 00:47:09,129
You remember that people pay
to come and see you guys?

769
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:14,138
People spend $2,000 on season tickets
up in the nosebleed sections...

770
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:16,640
because they think
you guys are worthwhile.

771
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:22,340
And forget about the little kids who actually
think you guys are heroes. Stupid them!

772
00:47:40,532 --> 00:47:43,467
Two-thousand dollars
for some season tickets?

773
00:47:43,535 --> 00:47:45,469
That'll make you think.

774
00:47:45,537 --> 00:47:48,472
Yeah. Homegirl has some shitty seats.

775
00:47:51,343 --> 00:47:54,278
- What are you doin'?
- Come on, Terry!

776
00:47:54,346 --> 00:47:58,282
- Just pass me the ball!
- Get back! Get back!

777
00:47:58,350 --> 00:48:02,616
I can't recall any
Knick team that has played this poorly.

778
00:48:02,687 --> 00:48:05,952
You wonder, is there any hope
on the horizon?

779
00:48:10,595 --> 00:48:13,792
- Hey! Can't you guard somebody?
- I am!

780
00:48:20,205 --> 00:48:22,139
- Boo.
- Ooh!

781
00:48:22,207 --> 00:48:25,142
You almost got my karate move.

782
00:48:25,210 --> 00:48:27,235
- I've been waiting for you.
- Yeah?

783
00:48:27,312 --> 00:48:30,247
- Yeah.
- What you need?

784
00:48:30,315 --> 00:48:33,842
- I need to ask you an honest question.
- Okay.

785
00:48:33,919 --> 00:48:36,353
Was that my loss?

786
00:48:36,421 --> 00:48:39,549
Yeah, there's an old saying:
players win, coaches lose.

787
00:48:39,624 --> 00:48:43,060
I know, but seven in a row.
It's not like I'm not trying.

788
00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:47,064
I've tried talking. I've tried being
nice. I don't know what else to do.

789
00:48:47,132 --> 00:48:50,067
Well, look, Eddie,
we're in a slump right now.

790
00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:54,071
I know, but you guys are professionals.
You're not supposed to have slumps.

791
00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:58,075
We're not supposed to have slumps? Look,
I know these kids make a lot of money.

792
00:48:58,143 --> 00:49:00,441
And I know they're not supposed
to be human, but they are.

793
00:49:00,512 --> 00:49:02,377
They have problems
like everybody else.

794
00:49:02,447 --> 00:49:06,383
But just because they can put the ball
in the hoop, no one cares.

795
00:49:06,451 --> 00:49:09,386
Do you care that Hastings' life
is falling apart?

796
00:49:09,454 --> 00:49:12,389
Do you care that Ivan
can't speak the language?

797
00:49:12,457 --> 00:49:16,393
Well, if you don't care they're just
gonna keep on doing it just to spite you.

798
00:49:16,461 --> 00:49:18,395
You gotta understand
something, Eddie.

799
00:49:18,463 --> 00:49:21,398
That was Bailey’s problem,
and it's yours too.

800
00:49:21,466 --> 00:49:24,401
I'll see you tomorrow
in practice, Coach.

801
00:49:24,469 --> 00:49:26,403
Thanks.

802
00:49:37,482 --> 00:49:40,781
- Ivan.
- Da, Eddie.

803
00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:45,380
Last night you had four defensive fouls
in the first half of the game.

804
00:49:45,457 --> 00:49:46,856
- Ivan make defense.
- Yes, I know.

805
00:49:46,841 --> 00:49:47,739
- Ivan make defense.
- Yes, I know.

806
00:49:47,809 --> 00:49:50,607
But you cannot continue
to move your feet like that.

807
00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:52,840
[ Speaking Russian ]

808
00:49:55,817 --> 00:49:58,012
- Ivan make offense.
- Yes, yes, yes.

809
00:49:58,136 --> 00:50:02,596
But you're in America now.
You need to make American defense.

810
00:50:02,674 --> 00:50:05,734
[ Speaks Russian ]

811
00:50:05,810 --> 00:50:07,402
A takoi.

812
00:50:07,479 --> 00:50:09,879
- A takoi. A takoi.
- A takoi.

813
00:50:09,948 --> 00:50:11,745
Notice the feet.

814
00:50:11,816 --> 00:50:14,410
- It's Red Auerbach.
- A takoi.

815
00:50:15,987 --> 00:50:17,921
Nyet! Nyet, nyet, nyet.

816
00:50:17,989 --> 00:50:20,856
- We're gonna do it like we're playing a real game.
- A takoi!

817
00:50:23,027 --> 00:50:24,961
Nyet. Nyet.

818
00:50:28,433 --> 00:50:31,300
[ Speaks Russian ]

819
00:50:32,637 --> 00:50:35,970
- Can anybody drive the lane?
- Yeah.

820
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,534
Stacy Patton would love
to drive the lane.

821
00:50:43,348 --> 00:50:47,717
I don't know why she want to do this.
You wanna play with the big boys?

822
00:50:47,786 --> 00:50:50,584
Mm-hmm.

823
00:50:50,655 --> 00:50:52,714
Aaaah!

824
00:50:52,791 --> 00:50:54,918
- Oh, shit.
- Good Lord!

825
00:51:01,299 --> 00:51:04,427
Now, Ivan, you see what I did?

826
00:51:04,502 --> 00:51:06,436
I planted my feet.

827
00:51:06,504 --> 00:51:11,168
That is called
taking the charge. Okay?

828
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:13,073
Come on, get up.

829
00:51:13,144 --> 00:51:15,271
She's gonna feel that later.

830
00:51:15,346 --> 00:51:17,280
Nice drive, Mr. Patton.

831
00:51:17,348 --> 00:51:19,782
- Yeah, try that on me, punk.
- You next.

832
00:51:19,851 --> 00:51:23,082
Come on, come on. Come on, girls,
let's go. Let's go, let's go.

833
00:51:23,154 --> 00:51:25,884
Good job.

834
00:51:26,191 --> 00:51:29,126
Hey, Coach.
I didn't think you'd get up after that.

835
00:51:29,194 --> 00:51:32,630
I didn't think I was gonna
get up either, as big as he was.

836
00:51:36,100 --> 00:51:38,034
- Nice charge, Coach.
- Thank you.

837
00:51:38,102 --> 00:51:41,037
- It took a lot out of me.
- Say, boy.

838
00:51:42,607 --> 00:51:46,043
Wasn't it nice to have
a real practice for a change?

839
00:51:47,712 --> 00:51:50,146
- Come of think of it, yeah.
- Yeah.

840
00:51:50,215 --> 00:51:52,149
It was.

841
00:51:52,217 --> 00:51:56,381
I gotta tell you, Terry, it seems like
you took a pretty good hit too.

842
00:51:56,454 --> 00:51:59,890
Uh, no, this is routine.
This is every day for me, baby.

843
00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:01,892
I'm not talkin' about that.

844
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,919
- Say, Brett, you wanna excuse us for one second?
- Sure.

845
00:52:07,532 --> 00:52:10,467
- What are you talkin' about?
- I'm talkin' about your life.

846
00:52:10,535 --> 00:52:12,969
- Oh, come on, Coach.
- No, really.

847
00:52:13,037 --> 00:52:16,473
I don't mean to pry,
but I'm gonna.

848
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,475
Do you still love her?

849
00:52:21,846 --> 00:52:24,940
Well, see, we're gettin'
a divorce, so...

850
00:52:26,784 --> 00:52:28,718
Yeah, but do you love her?

851
00:52:32,457 --> 00:52:35,324
- Shake your head, 'cause you know it's "yes."
- Yeah.

852
00:52:36,561 --> 00:52:38,495
So, what happened?

853
00:52:38,563 --> 00:52:42,966
What happened was, I had this thing
on the road in Phoenix last year.

854
00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:47,494
I, um, I cheated, and, uh...

855
00:52:47,572 --> 00:52:51,565
See, that's all she thinks I do
on the road now is run around.

856
00:52:51,643 --> 00:52:53,577
Well, yeah.
I know you understand that.

857
00:52:53,645 --> 00:52:56,409
The woman thinks
you don't love her.

858
00:52:56,481 --> 00:52:59,780
The first thing you really need to do
is apologize...

859
00:52:59,851 --> 00:53:01,944
and keep apologizing every day.

860
00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:04,511
Apologize, apologize, apologize...

861
00:53:04,589 --> 00:53:07,456
until she says to you,
"Stop apologizing."

862
00:53:07,525 --> 00:53:10,926
And then you have to start apologizing
for your apologies.

863
00:53:10,995 --> 00:53:13,930
- That's begging.
- Yeah.

864
00:53:13,998 --> 00:53:16,933
Begging. That has a nice ring
to it, doesn't it?

865
00:53:17,001 --> 00:53:18,935
Begging.

866
00:53:19,003 --> 00:53:22,131
Then you gotta
send her some flowers.

867
00:53:22,206 --> 00:53:25,801
Okay, so I send flowers,
and then she'll forgive me.

868
00:53:25,877 --> 00:53:29,313
Hell, no, she's not gonna forgive you.
But it's a good start.

869
00:53:32,350 --> 00:53:34,511
Yo! Yo, yo! Here they come!

870
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:37,020
- On your left, man!
- Hold up, man! Hold up!

871
00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:39,886
- Don't force it!
- Rebound! Go!

872
00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:41,892
Run! Run!

873
00:53:43,761 --> 00:53:47,162
Yeah, baby! Right in his mouth!

874
00:53:47,231 --> 00:53:49,665
- Foul on double-zero...
- Ivan!

875
00:53:49,734 --> 00:53:51,779
- Ivan Radovadovitch, his fifth!
- You moved your feet!

876
00:53:51,803 --> 00:53:55,830
- Team's fourth.
- Nyet! Nyet! Don't move the feet!

877
00:53:55,907 --> 00:53:57,966
Sparks, get ready to go.

878
00:53:58,042 --> 00:54:00,977
Where? Oh.

879
00:54:01,045 --> 00:54:03,479
He can't possibly be
that stupid.

880
00:54:05,049 --> 00:54:07,313
Come on.
What did I tell you?

881
00:54:07,385 --> 00:54:09,319
What have I said to you every day?

882
00:54:09,387 --> 00:54:11,321
Sit down!

883
00:54:11,389 --> 00:54:13,152
Mama.

884
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:24,627
- Yeah! How's that for ya?
- My goodness!

885
00:54:24,702 --> 00:54:26,397
He really showin' you up, man.

886
00:54:26,471 --> 00:54:28,564
- What's up with your boy, man?
- It's a joke.

887
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,076
- Yo, yo, "B"! This boy's retarded, man.
- You're a joke, Sparks.

888
00:54:32,143 --> 00:54:34,839
You don't have to
act like a rookie.

889
00:54:34,912 --> 00:54:38,848
Hey, Patton, pass the ball! What are
you, the black hole of basketball? Come on!

890
00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:42,613
- You gonna let her call you a black "ho"?
- Man, a hole, not a "ho."

891
00:54:42,687 --> 00:54:45,520
- A black hole.
- What's a black hole?

892
00:54:45,590 --> 00:54:50,425
A black hole is
a theoretical object in space.

893
00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:54,397
It is so dense
that matters collapses...

894
00:54:54,465 --> 00:54:57,400
and light itself cannot escape.

895
00:55:01,139 --> 00:55:03,073
I knew that.

896
00:55:03,141 --> 00:55:05,132
What's a "ho"?

897
00:55:05,209 --> 00:55:09,976
Now with Ivan in foul trouble, they'll
have to rely even more on Stacy Patton.

898
00:55:10,114 --> 00:55:11,979
I got two, I got two.

899
00:55:12,050 --> 00:55:14,746
Hey! Yeah!

900
00:55:14,819 --> 00:55:16,582
Yes! Yes!

901
00:55:16,654 --> 00:55:18,451
Here we come.
Here we come.

902
00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:21,287
Pass the ball!

903
00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:24,294
Drop, John, drop!
Swing it, swing it!

904
00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:28,162
- Stacy, hit the cutter!
- Patton, Patton, pass the ball!

905
00:55:28,232 --> 00:55:30,757
- Stacy, what the...
- Let's go, baby! Get a stop!

906
00:55:30,835 --> 00:55:33,770
Pick left, Darren!
Ivan, you gotta talk, baby!

907
00:55:33,838 --> 00:55:37,274
Hey, what you doin'
in the game, sport?

908
00:55:40,244 --> 00:55:44,010
Here we go!
You know when they runnin'!

909
00:55:44,082 --> 00:55:47,745
You know when they runnin'!
Watch the pick!

910
00:55:47,819 --> 00:55:50,754
- Hit the cutter!
- He's open, he's open, he's open!

911
00:55:50,822 --> 00:55:53,950
- Oh, man! Call the first foul!
- Preacher, 20.

912
00:55:55,026 --> 00:55:57,085
Twenty-second time out, white.

913
00:55:57,161 --> 00:55:59,288
Mr. Patton, come here.

914
00:55:59,363 --> 00:56:02,127
Come here. You got any juice
left in those knees?

915
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,532
- Yeah. Why?
- You're in.

916
00:56:04,602 --> 00:56:07,935
- What are you doing?
- I'm rockin' the boat.

917
00:56:10,441 --> 00:56:13,433
- What you tryin' to say to Stacy Patton?
- I'm not trying to say it.

918
00:56:13,511 --> 00:56:16,639
I'm telling Stacy Patton
to get his black ass off my court!

919
00:56:16,714 --> 00:56:18,773
You are out of the game!

920
00:56:21,185 --> 00:56:24,120
- It's about damn time.
- Whoa, Darren, relax, relax.

921
00:56:24,188 --> 00:56:26,554
- Sit down, clown.
- Man, forget you.

922
00:56:26,624 --> 00:56:30,390
- Yo, let's play together, let's win this game.
- Lead us, baby, lead us.

923
00:56:33,131 --> 00:56:36,726
Stacy Patton is being benched
for the first time this year...

924
00:56:36,801 --> 00:56:39,895
and he is not happy about it.

925
00:56:39,971 --> 00:56:42,405
Now in for the Knicks...

926
00:56:42,473 --> 00:56:45,909
number six,
Nate Wilson for Stacy Patton.

927
00:56:47,211 --> 00:56:49,145
- Coach.
- Zim.

928
00:56:49,213 --> 00:56:51,408
Get the ball! The ball!

929
00:56:51,482 --> 00:56:56,647
- Pick up, pick up!
- You better hope they ain't comin' to you.

930
00:56:56,721 --> 00:57:00,817
Yeah, baby!
By yourself, by yourself!

931
00:57:00,892 --> 00:57:03,326
- Got you, got you, got you!
- Short!

932
00:57:03,394 --> 00:57:05,828
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

933
00:57:05,897 --> 00:57:07,922
Take your time!
Talk to each other!

934
00:57:07,999 --> 00:57:10,934
Hit the cutter!
Hit the cutter!

935
00:57:12,770 --> 00:57:14,863
Whoa!

936
00:57:14,939 --> 00:57:18,033
Yes, sir, Nate!
Good job, man!

937
00:57:18,109 --> 00:57:21,772
Nate Wilson has awakened
the sleeping Knicks, who look awesome!

938
00:57:21,846 --> 00:57:25,282
Yes, baby! Get it goin'!

939
00:57:25,349 --> 00:57:27,909
Come on!
Come on!

940
00:57:31,155 --> 00:57:33,623
I love that transition!

941
00:57:33,691 --> 00:57:36,125
Post up! Post up!

942
00:57:36,194 --> 00:57:38,890
Run with him!
Run with him!

943
00:57:38,963 --> 00:57:41,431
Watch the pick!

944
00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:45,060
- Move, move, move, move!
- Get a score, baby! Get a score!

945
00:57:45,136 --> 00:57:47,570
- Trailer, trailer, trailer!
- Put it up!

946
00:57:54,545 --> 00:57:58,777
- Way to go, Nate! Way to go, baby!
- Pretty good for an old-timer.

947
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,787
An extremely satisfying win
for the New York Knicks...

948
00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,948
and their new coach
Eddie Franklin...

949
00:58:06,023 --> 00:58:09,049
who, in a bold move,
substituted veteran Nate Wilson...

950
00:58:09,126 --> 00:58:11,686
for superstar Stacy Patton!

951
00:58:11,762 --> 00:58:13,696
Good game, Nate!

952
00:58:13,764 --> 00:58:16,790
- Thanks, Coach.
- Those knees earned this.

953
00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:19,302
- Eddie!
- Here, kid.

954
00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:23,238
Thanks! He gave me the ball!
He gave me the ball!

955
00:58:25,810 --> 00:58:27,903
- It's only one win, Zim.
- Mmm.

956
00:58:27,979 --> 00:58:30,004
Come on, let's go!

957
00:58:30,081 --> 00:58:32,811
- Ten out, 17 out!
- Bye-bye.

958
00:58:32,884 --> 00:58:35,318
Thank you.
Maybe next time.

959
00:58:35,386 --> 00:58:38,150
- Fifteen, killed!
- Okay, over!

960
00:58:38,222 --> 00:58:40,281
Two, three, four, gone.

961
00:58:40,358 --> 00:58:42,258
Hustle! Hustle!

962
00:58:42,326 --> 00:58:44,419
Come on, Nate!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

963
00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:56,840
Yeah, I still got it.
I still got it.

964
00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:59,843
Yeah!

965
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:02,436
- It's only two wins.
- Hmph.

966
00:59:02,513 --> 00:59:05,107
- Six, out!
- Thank you very much.

967
00:59:05,182 --> 00:59:07,343
Okay, up and over.

968
00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:09,249
- Yeah.
- Out.

969
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:13,518
- Get out!
- Yeah! Come on! Come on!

970
00:59:13,591 --> 00:59:18,460
Aaaah! This is the one!
I'm telling you, look at that...

971
00:59:18,529 --> 00:59:20,520
Whoo!

972
00:59:20,598 --> 00:59:22,532
He's so flexible!

973
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:27,333
Honey, flex your ass on up to my room
later on, okay? Thank you.

974
00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:30,874
Mr. Burgess.

975
00:59:34,378 --> 00:59:36,312
Defense!

976
00:59:36,380 --> 00:59:39,042
Come on! Defense!

977
00:59:39,116 --> 00:59:43,052
Defense! Defense!

978
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:46,647
Defense! Defense!

979
00:59:46,724 --> 00:59:50,160
Get up! Get up!

980
00:59:50,227 --> 00:59:52,161
Get up!

981
00:59:54,832 --> 00:59:57,323
Uh, the chicken chow mein.

982
00:59:57,401 --> 00:59:59,699
- Throws it here, here...
- Huh?

983
00:59:59,770 --> 01:00:02,705
Comes back...
Oh, I shouldn’t have done that.

984
01:00:04,775 --> 01:00:07,744
Okay, so it was three in a row.
Ha!

985
01:00:09,146 --> 01:00:11,080
Hi!
Ooh, I like this.

986
01:00:11,148 --> 01:00:14,242
This is nice.
Don't you just love a man in uniform?

987
01:00:14,318 --> 01:00:17,583
All right, Miss Thing.
Who's the big cheese?

988
01:00:17,655 --> 01:00:20,089
Oh, my God.

989
01:00:20,157 --> 01:00:23,593
I think it's a little much
for the court. Don't you?

990
01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:25,788
No, no, no.

991
01:00:28,099 --> 01:00:31,398
What? What? No!
It's, you know, good for you.

992
01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:39,809
Am I late?

993
01:00:41,379 --> 01:00:44,314
Don't look at me like that.
I'm wearing Armani.

994
01:00:44,382 --> 01:00:46,316
You go, girl.

995
01:00:50,721 --> 01:00:52,655
Yeah, Preach.

996
01:00:52,723 --> 01:00:55,988
- ♪
- You go! You go!

997
01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:59,052
You go! You go!
You go!

998
01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:06,595
- Owww!
- Nate, talk to that kid before he's out of the league.

999
01:01:06,670 --> 01:01:08,604
Way to use your head, bro.

1000
01:01:17,715 --> 01:01:21,811
Excuse me, Miss Head Coach.
Could you come over here for a minute?

1001
01:01:21,886 --> 01:01:25,151
Since you think you know everything,
let's see if you know these steps.

1002
01:01:25,222 --> 01:01:28,316
- Look, I know...
- Follow me. Come on. Here we go.

1003
01:01:28,392 --> 01:01:32,590
- ♪
- Huh! Walk back! Walk back!

1004
01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:38,634
Hey! Hey!

1005
01:01:38,702 --> 01:01:41,193
Wiggle with it!

1006
01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:47,867
- Hey!
- What happened? Now you goin' off on your own thing.

1007
01:01:47,945 --> 01:01:51,005
- All right. You bad! You bad!
- I know I'm bad!

1008
01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:53,516
- Okay, girl, you got it!
- Yes, thank you.

1009
01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:57,111
- Thank you.
- Hey! Hey! Okay, guys, let's go!

1010
01:01:57,188 --> 01:02:00,123
Sing it, baby! I believe it!

1011
01:02:04,061 --> 01:02:06,996
- What you got, boy? What you got?
- Defense!

1012
01:02:07,064 --> 01:02:09,191
- You did that move ten years ago.
- Defense!

1013
01:02:09,266 --> 01:02:11,700
Defense!

1014
01:02:11,769 --> 01:02:14,465
What?

1015
01:02:14,538 --> 01:02:18,406
- That's not a foul!
- On the arm! White, six!

1016
01:02:18,476 --> 01:02:20,910
For what?

1017
01:02:32,490 --> 01:02:34,424
Get up!

1018
01:02:41,065 --> 01:02:42,999
What is this?

1019
01:02:43,067 --> 01:02:45,001
It's a living.

1020
01:02:45,069 --> 01:02:48,937
To me it looks like two of New York's
most respected retailers love Eddie.

1021
01:02:49,006 --> 01:02:52,942
- Eddie is the best thing to happen to New York...
- since David Letterman.

1022
01:02:53,010 --> 01:02:54,944
She's very nice.

1023
01:02:55,012 --> 01:02:57,446
- How much is the T-shirt?
- Eighteen bucks.

1024
01:02:57,515 --> 01:03:01,713
Uh, how do you say "rip-off"
in your language?

1025
01:03:01,785 --> 01:03:04,219
How are you feeling
about Eddie Franklin now?

1026
01:03:04,288 --> 01:03:07,280
I wish I could get the tickets
back from the wife, you know.

1027
01:03:07,358 --> 01:03:11,021
Actually, hiring Eddie was
my idea from the beginning.

1028
01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:22,063
I'll let him know.
Bye.

1029
01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:25,108
Guess what.

1030
01:03:25,176 --> 01:03:28,043
Bailey got the coaching job
with the Charlotte Hornets.

1031
01:03:28,112 --> 01:03:30,046
- Bailey, huh?
- Yeah.

1032
01:03:32,283 --> 01:03:36,083
- What's the matter, Zim?
- No, it's... I was kinda up for that job.

1033
01:03:36,153 --> 01:03:38,087
Oh.

1034
01:03:38,155 --> 01:03:40,089
Really?

1035
01:03:41,158 --> 01:03:43,092
Did you want it?

1036
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:46,823
Well, I thought they were interested,
you know, uh, but...

1037
01:03:46,897 --> 01:03:51,334
Yeah, but you know what would happen if
you left, right? You wouldn’t have me.

1038
01:03:51,402 --> 01:03:55,805
- I was just gonna say, I wouldn’t have you.
- Come on, I'll buy ya a beer.

1039
01:03:55,873 --> 01:03:59,809
Los Angeles, welcome your Laker girls!

1040
01:04:02,346 --> 01:04:04,280
- Hey, Coach.
- Good luck, Coach.

1041
01:04:04,348 --> 01:04:07,283
- Thanks. Listen, could I get an autograph?
- Sure.

1042
01:04:07,351 --> 01:04:10,252
Not you! Nicholson, you fool!
Can you hook me up?

1043
01:04:10,321 --> 01:04:12,255
Never mind.
I'll do it myself.

1044
01:04:12,289 --> 01:04:15,884
[ Speaking Russian ]

1045
01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:26,451
The plane should be here about 8:00,
which means she should be here by 9:00.

1046
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:30,456
I had a hell of a time convincing her
to come, but she's gonna surprise him.

1047
01:04:30,524 --> 01:04:32,458
So put these down.

1048
01:04:32,526 --> 01:04:35,461
I'll arrange 'em.
You go get the rest of 'em.

1049
01:04:35,529 --> 01:04:38,464
I could get into
big trouble for letting you in here.

1050
01:04:38,532 --> 01:04:42,468
No, because I'm the coach. I can go into
any basketball player’s room I want to.

1051
01:04:42,536 --> 01:04:44,470
I could... really...

1052
01:04:44,538 --> 01:04:47,473
What is the matter? What is your...
Leonard. What is wrong, Leonard?

1053
01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:50,520
What is this? You got a wrist ailment,
or you think you gonna get some dough?

1054
01:04:50,544 --> 01:04:54,503
I'm not gonna give you money, because you're
a sweet boy and this is being done for love.

1055
01:04:54,582 --> 01:04:57,517
I know you'd want me to do it for you.
Now, come on.

1056
01:04:57,585 --> 01:04:59,280
- In the hall.
- You're ready?

1057
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:01,446
- In the hall.
- Slam dunk. All right.

1058
01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:06,849
- What's the matter?
- We gotta hide. Get under the bed.

1059
01:05:06,927 --> 01:05:10,920
Leonard, what... I'm not gettin'
under the bed! Leonard...

1060
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,867
- Right here. This is crazy.
- Wow!

1061
01:05:15,936 --> 01:05:17,870
You like it?

1062
01:05:19,306 --> 01:05:21,900
- Excuse me.
- Just checking the mini-bar, sir.

1063
01:05:21,976 --> 01:05:24,536
- This time of night?
- Well...

1064
01:05:24,612 --> 01:05:27,638
You guys give good service.
Take care, man.

1065
01:05:29,516 --> 01:05:33,452
- Wow.
- You always let strange men bring you up to their room?

1066
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,717
- Mmm, only if their team is on a winning streak.
- Yeah?

1067
01:05:36,790 --> 01:05:39,258
- Yeah.
- Well, we are on a winning streak.

1068
01:05:39,326 --> 01:05:42,261
- Is that a fact?
- And it is my team.

1069
01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:45,264
- Yeah?
- And you are one beautiful woman.

1070
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:49,134
Come here.

1071
01:05:49,203 --> 01:05:51,637
Whew! Baby, what's that?

1072
01:05:51,705 --> 01:05:54,139
- That's Coach, baby.
- Coach?

1073
01:05:54,208 --> 01:05:59,305
Well... hello, Coach.

1074
01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:03,510
- Oh, shit.
- You need to put "Coach" back into your pants, buddy.

1075
01:06:03,584 --> 01:06:07,145
You understand? I can't believe
I fell for your bullshit!

1076
01:06:07,221 --> 01:06:10,156
- Coach, what are...
- What am I doing here? What is goin' on here?

1077
01:06:10,224 --> 01:06:13,660
And who are you? Don't even bother to answer
the question because it's rhetorical...

1078
01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:16,662
and I know your small brain doesn't know
it doesn't require an answer!

1079
01:06:16,730 --> 01:06:20,826
Do you know this man is married?
This is... Don't tap me like that.

1080
01:06:20,901 --> 01:06:23,802
This is a married man!
This man has a wife!

1081
01:06:23,871 --> 01:06:28,308
Get your hand out of my face! I'm trying
to talk to this basketball thing!

1082
01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:31,367
How would you feel if your husband,
if you could even get a husband...

1083
01:06:31,445 --> 01:06:33,777
caught you with another man, huh?

1084
01:06:33,847 --> 01:06:38,511
And you got the nerve to talk about,
"Oh, my wife, my wife. I love her so much.

1085
01:06:38,585 --> 01:06:42,521
Why doesn't she come back to me?
I can't believe I'm without her."

1086
01:06:42,589 --> 01:06:45,217
What do I find you doin' up here?

1087
01:06:45,292 --> 01:06:49,228
Layin' up in this bed, rollin' around
with this... this...

1088
01:06:53,534 --> 01:06:55,331
wife of yours.

1089
01:06:57,271 --> 01:07:01,173
I'm gonna pick my tongue up, throw it over
my shoulder and take my ass outta here.

1090
01:07:01,241 --> 01:07:04,233
- I'm sorry.
- Beth Hastings. It's nice to meet you.

1091
01:07:04,311 --> 01:07:06,745
- I tried to call you.
- I'm sure you did.

1092
01:07:06,814 --> 01:07:09,248
- Oh, God, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

1093
01:07:09,316 --> 01:07:12,251
- No, I feel like an idiot.
- I appreciate what you did, Coach.

1094
01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:14,253
- Thanks. And do me a favor?
- Yeah?

1095
01:07:14,321 --> 01:07:16,414
- Don't call me "coach" anymore, okay?
- Gotcha.

1096
01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:18,424
- Bye.
- See ya.

1097
01:07:18,492 --> 01:07:22,428
And the number one reason why Eddie
Franklin has the Knicks playing so well:

1098
01:07:22,496 --> 01:07:24,930
- ♪
- co-ed showers.

1099
01:07:36,009 --> 01:07:38,944
Yeah. Come on.
Smile, smile.

1100
01:07:39,012 --> 01:07:42,607
Give 'em a smile.
Come on. Smile. Good girl.

1101
01:07:45,185 --> 01:07:47,119
- Eddie! Eddie!
- Eddie!

1102
01:07:47,187 --> 01:07:49,121
- Eddie! Eddie!
- Eddie!

1103
01:07:58,966 --> 01:08:01,628
Eddie! Eddie!

1104
01:08:05,672 --> 01:08:08,607
The Knicks have
finished their final road trip...

1105
01:08:08,675 --> 01:08:11,269
and now they're just one game
out of the play-offs.

1106
01:08:11,345 --> 01:08:14,542
I thought I'd never say it,
but they could go all the way.

1107
01:08:14,615 --> 01:08:17,550
And there's no other way to
explain it except... Eddie!

1108
01:08:17,618 --> 01:08:20,951
Ivan learn important
English words like...

1109
01:08:21,021 --> 01:08:25,617
"renegotiate,"
"eliminate salary cap"...

1110
01:08:25,692 --> 01:08:27,626
"union lockout."

1111
01:08:29,062 --> 01:08:32,623
That is why I am
Hooked On Phonics.

1112
01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:40,620
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1113
01:08:40,691 --> 01:08:43,285
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1114
01:08:45,128 --> 01:08:49,064
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1115
01:08:49,132 --> 01:08:51,726
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1116
01:08:55,038 --> 01:08:57,097
<i>This ain't Penny Hardaway
or Kareem Abdul.</i>

1117
01:08:57,174 --> 01:08:59,199
<i>It's Coolio and how
But you can call me cool.</i>

1118
01:08:59,276 --> 01:09:01,676
<i>And I gotta keep it real
for my peeps on the street.</i>

1119
01:09:01,745 --> 01:09:03,890
<i>You can feel it in your feet
or bumpin' in your cheeks.</i>

1120
01:09:03,914 --> 01:09:06,075
<i>From sea to shinin' sea
Where rose a century.</i>

1121
01:09:06,149 --> 01:09:08,743
<i>Like guns in Sicily
I put it down for the "G".</i>

1122
01:09:08,819 --> 01:09:10,684
<i>Feel the fire Feel the funk.</i>

1123
01:09:10,754 --> 01:09:13,587
<i>And you'd better clear the lane
when I'm gonna jump</i> ♪

1124
01:09:13,657 --> 01:09:18,026
Hey, man, what damn route you takin' Stacy
Patton? This ain't the way to practice.

1125
01:09:18,095 --> 01:09:21,155
- This is a shortcut, sir.
- "Shortcut," my ass.

1126
01:09:21,231 --> 01:09:24,325
You very funny, Mr. Stacy.

1127
01:09:24,401 --> 01:09:26,835
- Oh, I got "D."
- You better play some "D."

1128
01:09:26,904 --> 01:09:28,838
- I got "D."
- You better play some "D."

1129
01:09:28,906 --> 01:09:31,875
- What you gonna do?
- You gonna check the ball?

1130
01:09:31,942 --> 01:09:34,376
- You can't score!
- You gonna check the ball?

1131
01:09:34,444 --> 01:09:36,378
Game point!

1132
01:09:36,446 --> 01:09:38,380
Aaaaaah!

1133
01:09:38,448 --> 01:09:41,349
- Whose house is this? Whose court is this?
- My court.

1134
01:09:41,418 --> 01:09:44,649
- Yo. Check that limo out there.
- What's happenin'?

1135
01:09:44,721 --> 01:09:46,313
Whose neighborhood?

1136
01:09:49,426 --> 01:09:51,360
Uh, what the hell's goin' on?

1137
01:09:51,428 --> 01:09:53,328
Uh, engine die.

1138
01:09:53,397 --> 01:09:56,366
Don't worry. I call for you
another limo. Be here very soon.

1139
01:09:56,433 --> 01:09:58,867
- Hey, who is this car, man?
- Who is this?

1140
01:09:58,936 --> 01:10:01,063
Donald Trump or somethin', man?

1141
01:10:03,507 --> 01:10:05,668
- Damn, it's...
- Stacy Patton.

1142
01:10:05,742 --> 01:10:08,506
Mmm. Ain't gettin' no playin' time
for the Knicks...

1143
01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:11,514
so now you wanna come down here
and run with us.

1144
01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:14,983
Listen up, street boy.
Stacy Patton'll whup your ass.

1145
01:10:15,052 --> 01:10:18,215
- Not from the back of no limo.
- Get your ass out the car.

1146
01:10:18,288 --> 01:10:21,655
- And bring your game!
- Let's get it on.

1147
01:10:21,725 --> 01:10:23,659
- Take your coat off.
- We can do that.

1148
01:10:25,729 --> 01:10:27,594
It's show time!

1149
01:10:32,336 --> 01:10:35,897
Michigan. Final Four.
Four years ago.

1150
01:10:35,973 --> 01:10:37,907
I'll see if you know it.

1151
01:10:39,076 --> 01:10:41,067
Aaah!

1152
01:10:41,144 --> 01:10:43,112
N.B.A. All-Star.
First round.

1153
01:10:43,180 --> 01:10:45,114
You think you something, huh?

1154
01:10:45,182 --> 01:10:47,116
Come on. Come on.

1155
01:10:47,184 --> 01:10:51,018
- You still got a little bit of juice.
- That's okay. Come on, baby.

1156
01:10:56,627 --> 01:11:00,119
Let 'im know!
Let 'im know! Yeah!

1157
01:11:00,197 --> 01:11:02,597
Good jump, guy!

1158
01:11:08,872 --> 01:11:10,806
- Take it out.
- Next point wins.

1159
01:11:10,874 --> 01:11:12,808
Next point.

1160
01:11:17,514 --> 01:11:19,448
- Not bad, kid.
- Word.

1161
01:11:19,516 --> 01:11:21,450
- You pushed Stacy Patton.
- Word.

1162
01:11:21,518 --> 01:11:24,681
Mr. High-And-Mighty Superstar forgot
that there are other brothers...

1163
01:11:24,755 --> 01:11:26,689
who can put the ball
in the basket.

1164
01:11:26,757 --> 01:11:30,989
- Come on, lady.
- You gon' end up back on these streets if you don't stop ball-hoggin'.

1165
01:11:31,061 --> 01:11:34,292
Lady, he ain't got to listen
to all your bullshit!

1166
01:11:34,364 --> 01:11:37,299
Hey, yo, watch how you talk
to my mother.

1167
01:11:37,367 --> 01:11:39,494
Whoa. Sorry, ma'am.

1168
01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:44,470
Mama?

1169
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:49,740
Get off of that bench, start passin' the ball
and don't make me have to come out here again.

1170
01:11:49,813 --> 01:11:53,214
That's right. So we got this all
straightened out now, right, Mrs. Patton?

1171
01:11:53,283 --> 01:11:57,117
- "We"? I haven't even started on you, honey.
- Don't call me "honey"...

1172
01:11:57,187 --> 01:12:00,122
My boy is the best damn player
you got on that team.

1173
01:12:00,190 --> 01:12:03,421
- I know, but...
- He don't belong on the sidelines watchin'.

1174
01:12:03,493 --> 01:12:06,485
I'm the one who got him
from the pickup games to the N.B.A...

1175
01:12:06,563 --> 01:12:09,031
and I surely didn't
put in that time...

1176
01:12:09,099 --> 01:12:12,330
to have you come along, set him down
and put a towel on his head.

1177
01:12:12,402 --> 01:12:14,461
- But he doesn't want...
- Where's my limo?

1178
01:12:18,909 --> 01:12:21,173
Bye, Mama.

1179
01:12:23,447 --> 01:12:27,315
- I can't believe you called my mother.
- Well, what did you expect?

1180
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:34,623
Thank you kindly, Frank.
That'll be all.

1181
01:12:38,528 --> 01:12:41,964
You know, someday, young lady,
I'm gonna get you to eat somethin'...

1182
01:12:42,032 --> 01:12:44,967
other than mashed potatoes,
corn and meat loaf.

1183
01:12:45,035 --> 01:12:48,027
Why? I'm a simple girl.
I like simple food.

1184
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:53,805
- All right, what's in the box?
- It's a present.

1185
01:12:53,877 --> 01:12:55,811
- For me?
- Yes.

1186
01:12:55,879 --> 01:12:59,315
- Good. I like presents.
- I know. I'm countin' on it. Open it.

1187
01:13:06,056 --> 01:13:08,991
Now, this key opens the door
to your buildin'...

1188
01:13:09,059 --> 01:13:12,995
and this key opens the door
to your very own penthouse apartment...

1189
01:13:13,063 --> 01:13:15,998
as befits a young lady of means.

1190
01:13:16,066 --> 01:13:18,000
Bill, I cannot afford a penthouse.

1191
01:13:18,068 --> 01:13:20,002
Oh, yes, you can...

1192
01:13:20,070 --> 01:13:23,005
on the $1 million plus expenses
you're gonna be earning...

1193
01:13:23,073 --> 01:13:25,007
over the next three years.

1194
01:13:27,010 --> 01:13:28,944
A million dollars.

1195
01:13:29,012 --> 01:13:30,946
A penthouse.

1196
01:13:32,015 --> 01:13:33,949
A catch.
What is it?

1197
01:13:34,017 --> 01:13:35,951
Oh, there's no catch, Eddie.

1198
01:13:36,019 --> 01:13:38,954
If we make the play-offs,
you're a good part of that victory.

1199
01:13:39,022 --> 01:13:41,957
It's worth it to me to see that
you go on to better things.

1200
01:13:42,025 --> 01:13:45,961
- It's worth it to St. Louis to pay you that money.
- What do you mean, St. Louis?

1201
01:13:46,029 --> 01:13:50,125
There are three gentlemen who are willing to
pay me handsomely for the Knicks if we win...

1202
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:53,135
so I negotiated great terms
for you as the coach.

1203
01:13:53,203 --> 01:13:55,137
I knew you'd be grateful.

1204
01:13:56,273 --> 01:13:58,264
You can't move the Knicks.

1205
01:13:58,341 --> 01:14:00,639
Yes, I can.
I own them.

1206
01:14:01,711 --> 01:14:03,645
No. You can't.

1207
01:14:03,713 --> 01:14:06,147
I mean, wait a minute, Bill.

1208
01:14:06,216 --> 01:14:10,380
You know, you own a lot
of things, Bill, but, but...

1209
01:14:10,453 --> 01:14:12,387
you don't own the Knicks.

1210
01:14:12,455 --> 01:14:14,582
New York owns the Knicks.

1211
01:14:14,658 --> 01:14:18,594
You know, Eddie, I've grown very fond
of you, but you're out of line here.

1212
01:14:18,662 --> 01:14:22,826
I do own the Knicks and I'll do what
I want with them. They belong to me.

1213
01:14:22,899 --> 01:14:26,426
And you belong to me, little lady,
and you'll go where I tell you to.

1214
01:14:26,503 --> 01:14:28,437
Oh, no, cowboy.

1215
01:14:28,505 --> 01:14:30,598
I don't belong to you.

1216
01:14:30,674 --> 01:14:34,337
I work for you, you pay me,
we talk, but I don't belong to you.

1217
01:14:34,411 --> 01:14:37,346
What do you care where you coach
as long as you coach?

1218
01:14:37,414 --> 01:14:40,076
You'll still have the team,
you still have the fans.

1219
01:14:40,150 --> 01:14:42,584
Bill, ever since
I was a little kid...

1220
01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:44,745
Madison Square Garden
and the Knicks.

1221
01:14:44,821 --> 01:14:47,654
Maybe you don't get this
because you don't have any roots.

1222
01:14:47,724 --> 01:14:49,658
What does anything
matter to you?

1223
01:14:49,726 --> 01:14:52,422
You find something,
you're done with it, you sell it.

1224
01:14:52,495 --> 01:14:56,022
I mean, you're just
glitter and glamour.

1225
01:14:56,099 --> 01:15:00,763
Ya cruise in on that horse talkin' about
"howdy" and that's your shtick!

1226
01:15:00,837 --> 01:15:04,671
- Why did you buy this team?
- I bought the players for skill.

1227
01:15:04,741 --> 01:15:07,676
I bought the cheerleaders
for tits and ass.

1228
01:15:07,744 --> 01:15:11,544
I bought Bailey for experience and I
bought you... Well, what does it matter?

1229
01:15:11,615 --> 01:15:15,711
Oh, no, don't stop now.
Why me?

1230
01:15:15,785 --> 01:15:17,719
Fun.

1231
01:15:17,787 --> 01:15:20,312
I bought you for fun, Eddie.

1232
01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:23,826
I got me a circus,
and you're my clown.

1233
01:15:25,095 --> 01:15:29,191
You got no real skill,
no profound talent.

1234
01:15:29,266 --> 01:15:32,497
You're loud. You got a big mouth.
You're funny.

1235
01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:34,503
But you're an amateur, hon.

1236
01:15:34,571 --> 01:15:37,335
You're all hat and no cattle.

1237
01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:42,344
As long as you put on a good show, I'm
gonna ride you just like I ride my horse.

1238
01:15:42,412 --> 01:15:45,904
And if he can't carry me,
he's gone.

1239
01:15:45,982 --> 01:15:48,917
And if you can't carry me,
the same thing's gonna happen to you.

1240
01:15:48,985 --> 01:15:51,385
You know, hon,
like we say back home...

1241
01:15:51,454 --> 01:15:53,888
No. It's like we say
here at home:

1242
01:15:53,957 --> 01:15:56,892
fuck you and the horse
you rode in on.

1243
01:16:39,302 --> 01:16:42,237
- I got it.
- Watch where you're goin'.

1244
01:16:42,305 --> 01:16:45,706
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait a minute! Just go that way.

1245
01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:49,438
Where were you? Come on and blow the
whistle. You supposed to be doin' it!

1246
01:16:49,512 --> 01:16:52,072
- Oh, yeah.
- You got a man right there!

1247
01:16:52,148 --> 01:16:55,709
- Run that.
- All right, come back, come back!

1248
01:16:55,785 --> 01:16:57,719
Pay attention!

1249
01:16:57,787 --> 01:16:59,721
Yes! Yes!

1250
01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:02,314
- He scores! He scores!
- Yeah! Yeah!

1251
01:17:02,392 --> 01:17:04,587
Ho! All right!

1252
01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:07,152
Everybody gather around.
Here's the deal.

1253
01:17:07,230 --> 01:17:10,495
The precinct gave us approval
to start the team.

1254
01:17:12,836 --> 01:17:15,771
All right, they did their job.
Now we have to do our job.

1255
01:17:15,839 --> 01:17:18,774
We have to clean this place up
and make it spotless.

1256
01:17:20,844 --> 01:17:24,803
I want people to say, "This playground
reminds me of Madison Square Garden."

1257
01:17:24,881 --> 01:17:28,214
- Yeah!
- The Garden is home to the Knicks. This'll be our home.

1258
01:17:28,284 --> 01:17:32,220
I want everybody to put their hand
on mine and make a promise...

1259
01:17:32,288 --> 01:17:35,485
that you'll work hard, have pride
in yourselves and your home court...

1260
01:17:35,558 --> 01:17:37,492
and you'll never
let the team down.

1261
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,494
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Are we a team?

1262
01:17:39,562 --> 01:17:41,496
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Okay, let's hear it.

1263
01:17:41,564 --> 01:17:43,998
Ho! Ho!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!

1264
01:17:44,067 --> 01:17:46,001
Break!

1265
01:17:47,570 --> 01:17:50,505
It doesn't get
any better than this.

1266
01:17:50,573 --> 01:17:52,507
- Aahhhhh...
- Don't do that!

1267
01:17:52,575 --> 01:17:56,341
Don't do that!

1268
01:17:56,413 --> 01:18:00,941
Tonight there's
a showdown in Manhattan.

1269
01:18:01,017 --> 01:18:03,952
Hi, everybody, I'm Marv Albert.
We are moments away...

1270
01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:08,650
from the Knicks and the Hornets battling
for the final spot in the play-offs.

1271
01:18:08,725 --> 01:18:10,659
Knicks assistant coach Carl Zimmer...

1272
01:18:10,727 --> 01:18:13,161
twice passed over by the Knicks...

1273
01:18:13,229 --> 01:18:16,164
may have his chance
to prove himself tonight.

1274
01:18:16,232 --> 01:18:18,166
Now, there's been
no official announcement...

1275
01:18:18,234 --> 01:18:22,967
but Eddie Franklin does not seem
to be here at this crucial game.

1276
01:18:23,039 --> 01:18:24,973
Hey, Zimmer.

1277
01:18:25,041 --> 01:18:27,976
Where's your coach?
Still in the ladies' room?

1278
01:18:28,044 --> 01:18:30,478
I don't know where she is.

1279
01:18:30,547 --> 01:18:33,482
Well, if she doesn't
show up here pretty quick...

1280
01:18:33,550 --> 01:18:37,816
you're gonna have an awfully big pair of
shoes to fill, even if they are high heels.

1281
01:18:37,887 --> 01:18:41,323
- Let's go, move it.
- Well, John, I've been around a lot of years.

1282
01:18:41,391 --> 01:18:46,351
- I learned from the best.
- Well, thanks, Carl. I appreciate that. Really.

1283
01:18:46,429 --> 01:18:48,363
I wasn't talking about you.

1284
01:18:49,966 --> 01:18:52,730
Chump. All right.
Come on, let's go.

1285
01:18:52,802 --> 01:18:55,168
Come right on in, gentlemen.
My humble abode.

1286
01:18:55,238 --> 01:18:58,674
Not much, but I'm sure you're gonna do
better for me in St. Louis, aren't you?

1287
01:18:58,741 --> 01:19:03,041
Rebecca, are you there? I'd like you to
give these men anything they want, Rebecca.

1288
01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:07,049
You know, gents, like we say back home...
Oh. Excuse me a minute.

1289
01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:10,609
- Yes?
- She's not in the building. No one's seen her.

1290
01:19:10,687 --> 01:19:15,021
Little lady's got a burr under her
saddle. Tell Mr. Zimmer to be prepared.

1291
01:19:15,091 --> 01:19:17,525
Sorry, gents.
Must be the New York traffic.

1292
01:19:17,594 --> 01:19:20,563
But you know Eddie.
She's gonna be here.

1293
01:19:20,630 --> 01:19:23,064
At forward, Larry Johnson.

1294
01:19:25,368 --> 01:19:28,735
And the head coach
of the Charlotte Hornets, John Bailey!

1295
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:34,776
And now the starting lineup
for your New York Knicks!

1296
01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:41,708
- At center, Ivan Radovadovitch!
- Let's go!

1297
01:19:41,784 --> 01:19:45,015
At guard, Jamal Duncan!

1298
01:19:46,589 --> 01:19:50,218
At guard, "Preacher Man" Taylor!

1299
01:19:52,495 --> 01:19:55,487
At forward, Larry Hastings!

1300
01:19:56,633 --> 01:20:01,036
And at forward, Nate Wilson!

1301
01:20:01,104 --> 01:20:05,097
And the assistant coach
of the New York Knicks, Carl Zimmer.

1302
01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:07,109
Eddie's here.

1303
01:20:08,578 --> 01:20:13,174
And the head coach
of the New York Knicks, Eddie Franklin!

1304
01:20:19,689 --> 01:20:21,623
Well, Coach Franklin,
you showed up.

1305
01:20:21,691 --> 01:20:23,625
I'm so happy.
You know why?

1306
01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:26,059
Because I don't like
beating assistants.

1307
01:20:26,129 --> 01:20:28,222
Blow me.

1308
01:20:28,298 --> 01:20:30,232
Mugsy! Hi, baby.

1309
01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:33,133
- Look at you lookin' so good.
- Thank you.

1310
01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:36,138
I could just eat you up
with a spoon, Mugsy.

1311
01:20:44,547 --> 01:20:48,483
Eddie! Eddie!
Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!

1312
01:20:48,551 --> 01:20:50,485
Coach, I heard a rumor.

1313
01:20:50,553 --> 01:20:52,487
Don't believe it.

1314
01:20:52,555 --> 01:20:54,489
Mr. Burgess.

1315
01:20:54,557 --> 01:20:57,048
You were right, as usual.

1316
01:21:04,467 --> 01:21:06,401
I know my girl.

1317
01:21:07,604 --> 01:21:10,129
She wants to win.

1318
01:21:10,206 --> 01:21:12,800
- Watch the push!
- Hey, three seconds, Ref!

1319
01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:16,140
- Post up!
- Nice feed, baby! Nice feed!

1320
01:21:16,212 --> 01:21:18,544
- Aaaaaaah!
- Come on, Ivan, take that charge!

1321
01:21:18,615 --> 01:21:21,880
- Come on! Get up, baby!
- Ohh!

1322
01:21:25,021 --> 01:21:26,989
Ivan!

1323
01:21:27,056 --> 01:21:30,082
Ivan! Pay attention!

1324
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:33,993
Come on, come on,
take care of the ball, baby.

1325
01:21:34,063 --> 01:21:37,328
Yeah! Yeah!

1326
01:21:42,005 --> 01:21:45,941
What's that shit, man?
That's some weak-ass shit!

1327
01:21:48,578 --> 01:21:51,012
Way to go, young fella!

1328
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:54,072
What you got, baby?
I did that move ten years ago.

1329
01:21:54,150 --> 01:21:56,084
They didn't have TV back then.

1330
01:21:59,155 --> 01:22:01,885
By yourself!
By yourself!

1331
01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:04,392
- Thread it down! Go!
- I'm good, I'm good!

1332
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:07,122
Look at that shit.

1333
01:22:08,197 --> 01:22:11,462
Shouldn’t have
brought that shit!

1334
01:22:11,534 --> 01:22:14,435
Time! Time! Come on, time!

1335
01:22:14,504 --> 01:22:17,302
Come on!

1336
01:22:17,373 --> 01:22:20,809
What the hell is goin' on?
Come on!

1337
01:22:20,877 --> 01:22:24,313
Nate Wilson is murdering us.
We gotta stop him.

1338
01:22:24,380 --> 01:22:27,747
I want you to get out there
and hammer Nate Wilson.

1339
01:22:27,817 --> 01:22:30,752
- Hammer Nate Wilson. You understand me?
- I got it.

1340
01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:33,084
All right, now come on.
Let's go.

1341
01:22:33,156 --> 01:22:35,954
These guys are nothin'!

1342
01:22:36,025 --> 01:22:39,461
- Buyin' yourself a hell of a team, boys.
- Come on!

1343
01:22:40,596 --> 01:22:42,564
- Forty-four, red, to Wilson.
- Amen.

1344
01:22:42,632 --> 01:22:44,566
Hey, let's go!

1345
01:22:45,735 --> 01:22:48,431
Come on!
Back it up, Ivan!

1346
01:22:55,078 --> 01:22:57,478
- Yeah!
- Good foul! Good foul!

1347
01:22:57,547 --> 01:22:59,981
- I liked that foul.
- You okay?

1348
01:23:00,049 --> 01:23:02,984
That's a flagrant. They should
throw him out of the game for that.

1349
01:23:03,052 --> 01:23:05,020
- I'm all right.
- Y'all gonna pay for that.

1350
01:23:07,890 --> 01:23:12,418
- You okay?
- Look at the clock. Look at the clock.

1351
01:23:12,495 --> 01:23:15,430
- Wilson will shoot two.
- I got it, I got it.

1352
01:23:15,498 --> 01:23:19,434
Look at the time, Charlotte!
Look what you got, Charlotte!

1353
01:23:22,205 --> 01:23:25,106
Watch the inbound.
Watch the inbound.

1354
01:23:26,309 --> 01:23:29,745
- Hey! Hey! They got it.
- Way to go, baby!

1355
01:23:34,517 --> 01:23:37,452
So it's the Hornets
by two at the half.

1356
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:42,150
Coach John Bailey’s Hornets exploiting
every weakness of his former team...

1357
01:23:42,225 --> 01:23:44,159
but the Knicks fighting back hard...

1358
01:23:44,227 --> 01:23:47,958
led by Nate Wilson, who, incidentally,
has started to limp noticeably.

1359
01:23:50,199 --> 01:23:52,633
Look, I'm just not sure
about these knees.

1360
01:23:52,702 --> 01:23:56,138
Don't worry about it. I know what
I'm doing. Who you gonna put in, Patton?

1361
01:23:56,205 --> 01:24:00,369
- No, but I also don't... Look at you. You're flinching.
- Don't worry. I'm cool.

1362
01:24:00,443 --> 01:24:03,742
Just go ahead.
I'm all right, Eddie. Go.

1363
01:24:06,482 --> 01:24:08,416
All right, girls, gather around.

1364
01:24:08,484 --> 01:24:10,418
The question of the evening is...

1365
01:24:10,486 --> 01:24:13,922
what are we going to do
about the $84 million man?

1366
01:24:13,990 --> 01:24:15,924
- Hmm?
- Let's make him earn it.

1367
01:24:15,992 --> 01:24:18,893
- Double down.
- Exactement.

1368
01:24:18,961 --> 01:24:20,895
Hey, yo, yo! Yo!

1369
01:24:20,963 --> 01:24:22,897
Aaaaaah!

1370
01:24:22,965 --> 01:24:25,160
Where you at, man?

1371
01:24:26,469 --> 01:24:29,404
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Let me play it.

1372
01:24:29,472 --> 01:24:31,406
Clear out!
Clear out!

1373
01:24:33,142 --> 01:24:36,771
Nate! Post up, baby!
Post up!

1374
01:24:36,846 --> 01:24:38,780
Aaaah!

1375
01:24:38,848 --> 01:24:41,942
What, you trying to hurt
somebody out here, man?

1376
01:24:42,018 --> 01:24:45,078
Ref!

1377
01:24:46,189 --> 01:24:48,123
Nate. You okay?

1378
01:24:50,193 --> 01:24:52,718
Oh, my God.

1379
01:24:54,297 --> 01:24:57,027
- How bad is it?
- I don't know.

1380
01:24:57,099 --> 01:25:00,796
It's over. It's over, Eddie.
Get me up.

1381
01:25:00,870 --> 01:25:02,804
- Ohh.
- Let's get him off the floor.

1382
01:25:02,872 --> 01:25:04,806
Be careful.

1383
01:25:10,046 --> 01:25:15,143
Mr. Patton, have we resolved our problems,
or do I need to call your mother again?

1384
01:25:16,552 --> 01:25:18,816
Stacy Patton is ready.

1385
01:25:18,888 --> 01:25:21,823
I mean, I'm ready to play, Coach.

1386
01:25:21,891 --> 01:25:23,950
- All right, go in.
- All right.

1387
01:25:24,026 --> 01:25:27,894
Hey, hey, young fella.
Do this one for me, all right?

1388
01:25:27,964 --> 01:25:29,898
I got it.
You're the Gipper.

1389
01:25:29,966 --> 01:25:33,800
Oh! Nate, Nate, Nate. I'm sorry, man.

1390
01:25:37,039 --> 01:25:39,974
Keep the ball
in the right hands, baby.

1391
01:25:40,042 --> 01:25:41,976
Substitution.

1392
01:25:42,044 --> 01:25:45,980
In for the Knicks,
Stacy Patton for Nate Wilson.

1393
01:25:46,048 --> 01:25:49,984
- All I know is he's gotta pass the ball.
- We playin' together, baby.

1394
01:25:50,052 --> 01:25:53,249
This is where we win it, right here.
Let's go.

1395
01:25:53,322 --> 01:25:56,382
New York Knicks!

1396
01:25:56,459 --> 01:25:59,257
New York Knicks!
New York Knicks!

1397
01:26:03,165 --> 01:26:05,099
I'm through that!
I'm through that!

1398
01:26:05,167 --> 01:26:07,101
Now what?
Now what?

1399
01:26:07,169 --> 01:26:09,296
Now whaaaaa...

1400
01:26:11,007 --> 01:26:14,670
- It's all right.
- Come on, let's shut 'em down. Ball, ball, ball!

1401
01:26:14,744 --> 01:26:16,837
Pick up, pick up, pick up!

1402
01:26:16,913 --> 01:26:19,848
Don't drop it!
Don't drop it... Rebound!

1403
01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:23,181
Let's go! It's me and you, Preach!
Me and you, Preach!

1404
01:26:28,991 --> 01:26:31,516
- Come on, let's go!
- Yo!

1405
01:26:34,263 --> 01:26:36,197
Ivan! Help out, Ivan!

1406
01:26:36,265 --> 01:26:40,634
Come on, man, don't worry
about it! Go hard! Go hard!

1407
01:26:40,703 --> 01:26:43,228
Run it, run it!

1408
01:26:43,306 --> 01:26:45,866
Preach, here!
I'm gonna post it!

1409
01:26:45,942 --> 01:26:49,139
Too small! Kill him!

1410
01:26:52,081 --> 01:26:54,641
Come on, let's go!

1411
01:26:55,851 --> 01:26:58,479
- Ohh!
- That's a foul!

1412
01:26:58,554 --> 01:27:00,317
I'm coverin'!
I'm coverin'!

1413
01:27:00,389 --> 01:27:02,414
Knock it down! Yeah!

1414
01:27:02,491 --> 01:27:04,425
Let's hear it for Terry!

1415
01:27:04,493 --> 01:27:06,893
Whoo!

1416
01:27:06,963 --> 01:27:08,897
Come on!

1417
01:27:08,965 --> 01:27:11,399
"D" up, man! "D" up!
"D" it up! "D" it up!

1418
01:27:21,243 --> 01:27:22,767
- Preach!
- You got a time-out!

1419
01:27:22,845 --> 01:27:26,406
I got a time-out! Time-out! Time-out!

1420
01:27:26,482 --> 01:27:29,918
Time-out on Knicks!
Time-out, Knicks!

1421
01:27:31,354 --> 01:27:34,915
Well, boys, we're closin' in.

1422
01:27:34,991 --> 01:27:37,118
Show time.

1423
01:27:37,193 --> 01:27:40,629
You're looking good out there, girls,
really, really good.

1424
01:27:40,696 --> 01:27:43,961
Inbound to Jamal. Stacy, you get
to the top of the key...

1425
01:27:44,033 --> 01:27:46,126
Uh, Coach.
Other way around.

1426
01:27:46,202 --> 01:27:50,434
Inbound the ball to Stacy.
I know Bailey. He's gonna swarm you.

1427
01:27:50,506 --> 01:27:54,033
He thinks you're gonna take the shot, so
look for the open man, probably Jamal.

1428
01:27:54,110 --> 01:27:56,135
I think that's the play.

1429
01:27:56,212 --> 01:27:58,612
Well done, Zim.
Well done.

1430
01:27:58,681 --> 01:28:00,478
I learned from the best.

1431
01:28:00,549 --> 01:28:03,950
Okay, girls, are we in? All right.

1432
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:07,751
Ho! Ho!
Ohh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

1433
01:28:07,823 --> 01:28:09,757
Let's go.

1434
01:28:12,194 --> 01:28:14,128
Right now, Scotty!

1435
01:28:14,196 --> 01:28:16,289
Make a good pass!

1436
01:28:16,365 --> 01:28:18,299
Stay low, Scotty!

1437
01:28:18,367 --> 01:28:20,927
Now what? Now what?
Now what?

1438
01:28:22,238 --> 01:28:24,763
He's open!
He's open!

1439
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:28,276
- You don't got nothin' on this!
- Aaaaaaah!

1440
01:28:30,913 --> 01:28:32,904
That's my baby!
Whooo-ha-ha!

1441
01:28:32,982 --> 01:28:35,109
Time! Time! Time!

1442
01:28:35,184 --> 01:28:37,516
Well!
Big time! Big time!

1443
01:28:37,586 --> 01:28:39,850
Time out, Charlotte!

1444
01:28:39,922 --> 01:28:43,790
<i>Hey, hey Good-bye.</i>

1445
01:28:45,478 --> 01:28:48,914
- Yo, I thought you were gonna force the shot.
- While my mom was watchin'?

1446
01:28:48,981 --> 01:28:50,915
Big time pass, boy.

1447
01:28:50,983 --> 01:28:52,917
Okay, ten seconds, Coach.

1448
01:28:58,657 --> 01:29:00,591
- Coach.
- Layups, man. Layups.

1449
01:29:00,659 --> 01:29:04,322
- Eddie.
- New York Knicks!

1450
01:29:04,397 --> 01:29:07,833
- New York Knicks!
- Uh, Coach. Coach!

1451
01:29:14,373 --> 01:29:17,672
Is this on?

1452
01:29:17,743 --> 01:29:19,176
Zimmer, go get her.

1453
01:29:19,245 --> 01:29:21,543
- We... Uh... Coach!
- Where's she goin'?

1454
01:29:21,614 --> 01:29:23,946
New York Knicks!
New York Knicks!

1455
01:29:24,016 --> 01:29:28,043
New York Knicks! New York Knicks!
New York Knicks!

1456
01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:30,816
New York Knicks!
New York Knicks!

1457
01:29:30,890 --> 01:29:35,224
New York Knicks! New York Knicks!
New York Knicks!

1458
01:29:35,294 --> 01:29:37,228
She is full of surprises.

1459
01:29:37,296 --> 01:29:40,231
I tell you, boys,
she's a real asset.

1460
01:29:40,299 --> 01:29:42,859
She's a real showman.

1461
01:29:42,935 --> 01:29:46,393
I know...

1462
01:29:47,973 --> 01:29:51,670
that it's a little strange for me
to be standing out here...

1463
01:29:51,744 --> 01:29:53,678
with ten seconds to go.

1464
01:29:53,746 --> 01:29:57,477
But I just felt
the need to pay homage...

1465
01:29:57,550 --> 01:29:59,484
to the man.

1466
01:29:59,552 --> 01:30:02,919
You all know who I'm talkin' about...
Wild Bill. Howdy, Wild Bill.

1467
01:30:02,988 --> 01:30:04,922
Howdy!

1468
01:30:04,990 --> 01:30:08,050
This is quite a fella.

1469
01:30:08,127 --> 01:30:11,062
This is a guy who takes chances.

1470
01:30:11,130 --> 01:30:13,257
He took a chance on me.

1471
01:30:13,332 --> 01:30:16,267
Took me out of there
and made me into a coach.

1472
01:30:16,335 --> 01:30:19,361
Took a chance on this team,
which was losing.

1473
01:30:19,438 --> 01:30:24,705
And you know he takes a chance every time he
comes riding out on that dumb ol' horse...

1474
01:30:24,777 --> 01:30:29,077
not realizing that eventually somebody's
gonna hit him upside the head with a hot dog.

1475
01:30:31,150 --> 01:30:35,211
I tell you boys, this girl is pure gold.
You tell 'em, Eddie.

1476
01:30:35,287 --> 01:30:39,053
He's a big ol' business guy, too.
He owns a lot of stuff.

1477
01:30:39,124 --> 01:30:43,561
He owns this team, which means
he could sell 'em if he wanted to.

1478
01:30:45,831 --> 01:30:48,766
Which is exactly what you wanna do,
isn't it, Bill?

1479
01:30:48,834 --> 01:30:51,098
That is, if we win tonight.

1480
01:30:51,170 --> 01:30:53,104
If we win tonight...

1481
01:30:53,172 --> 01:30:58,200
he's going to sell this team
and move it to St. Louis.

1482
01:31:08,954 --> 01:31:12,947
What's she talking about?

1483
01:31:13,025 --> 01:31:14,959
Fix yourselves a drink, gentlemen.

1484
01:31:15,027 --> 01:31:16,961
Mr. Burgess, don't go out there.

1485
01:31:17,029 --> 01:31:18,963
Shall I have security remove her?

1486
01:31:24,069 --> 01:31:25,969
You're not gonna
move the Knicks!

1487
01:31:26,038 --> 01:31:29,633
You go to St. Louis!
The Knicks stay here!

1488
01:31:29,708 --> 01:31:32,643
You hear that sound, Bill?

1489
01:31:32,711 --> 01:31:35,646
That's the sound of the fans.

1490
01:31:35,714 --> 01:31:40,083
You might've bought the team, but you
didn't buy these people, these fans...

1491
01:31:40,152 --> 01:31:43,087
'cause they have a sign on 'em
that you don't understand, Bill.

1492
01:31:43,155 --> 01:31:45,146
It says: "Not for sale."

1493
01:31:45,224 --> 01:31:48,125
- Go, girl!
- No sale, cowboy!

1494
01:31:48,193 --> 01:31:51,629
And the bottom line?

1495
01:31:51,697 --> 01:31:53,688
- No fans, no fun.
- Jerk!

1496
01:31:53,766 --> 01:31:56,599
No fun, no business.

1497
01:31:56,669 --> 01:32:01,766
We didn't bail when times were hard; We're
sure not gonna bail now that times are good.

1498
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:06,174
- 'Cause we're not letting you take the team like this, Bill.
- Tell 'im, girl!

1499
01:32:06,245 --> 01:32:11,148
You're gonna have to haul my ass
off this court, 'cause I'm not moving.

1500
01:32:11,216 --> 01:32:14,151
Coach, she's gonna
cost us the game.

1501
01:32:14,219 --> 01:32:16,153
Exactly.

1502
01:32:19,224 --> 01:32:22,387
Oh, my God.
Come on.

1503
01:32:29,234 --> 01:32:33,967
I didn't see my boy become a Knick
to have you pack him off to St. Louis!

1504
01:32:34,039 --> 01:32:36,974
Come on! Go!

1505
01:32:40,613 --> 01:32:43,548
- Go back to Texas, chump.
- Yeah!

1506
01:32:43,616 --> 01:32:46,813
- You going to do anything about this?
- Damn right.

1507
01:32:46,885 --> 01:32:48,819
Come with me.

1508
01:33:08,007 --> 01:33:09,941
Coach...

1509
01:33:10,009 --> 01:33:12,944
if this floor’s not cleared
in two minutes...

1510
01:33:13,012 --> 01:33:15,344
Knicks forfeit this ball game.

1511
01:33:15,414 --> 01:33:20,010
Forfeit? They think we came this way
to forfeit? We forfeit nothin'.

1512
01:33:35,434 --> 01:33:38,198
So, what you gonna do, man?

1513
01:33:47,012 --> 01:33:48,946
May I have that, please?

1514
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:56,454
Well, folks...

1515
01:33:56,522 --> 01:33:59,457
I don't know what gave
this little lady the idea...

1516
01:33:59,525 --> 01:34:03,962
that I would ever, ever take
this team out of New York City.

1517
01:34:04,029 --> 01:34:07,396
Seems to me I'm gonna profit
a whole lot more if I stay.

1518
01:34:12,371 --> 01:34:14,305
Wait, wait.
He's kidding, really.

1519
01:34:14,373 --> 01:34:18,002
I'm sure he'll...
Any of you gentlemen into hockey at all?

1520
01:34:18,077 --> 01:34:20,011
Now...

1521
01:34:20,079 --> 01:34:22,013
if I may say so...

1522
01:34:22,081 --> 01:34:24,515
New York City Knickerbockers...

1523
01:34:24,583 --> 01:34:27,518
kindly leave this court
so we can win this game!

1524
01:34:30,923 --> 01:34:34,518
Another bizarre twist
from the Wild Bill show.

1525
01:34:34,593 --> 01:34:36,959
You win.

1526
01:34:37,029 --> 01:34:40,965
I haven't won yet. We still have a game
to play. Sit down. You want a hot dog?

1527
01:34:41,033 --> 01:34:42,967
Get Bill a hot dog.

1528
01:34:43,035 --> 01:34:44,969
Ivan!
Ivan, come here.

1529
01:34:46,672 --> 01:34:48,765
No, no. Come here.

1530
01:34:48,841 --> 01:34:51,207
[Speaks Russian ]

1531
01:34:51,276 --> 01:34:53,437
Good. Go on.

1532
01:34:53,512 --> 01:34:55,446
Now listen to me.
Listen to me.

1533
01:34:55,514 --> 01:34:58,347
We gotta go after the Russian...
Ivan, "Ee-van," whatever.

1534
01:34:58,417 --> 01:35:01,352
He never plants his feet.
You understand me? Never.

1535
01:35:01,420 --> 01:35:04,048
Ho! Ho!
Ho-ho-ho-ho!

1536
01:35:04,123 --> 01:35:06,057
- Let's go!
- Ivan make defense!

1537
01:35:06,125 --> 01:35:07,683
It's not over yet...

1538
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:10,888
as the Knicks and Hornets
retake the court.

1539
01:35:10,963 --> 01:35:13,955
Ten seconds remaining
in the fourth quarter.

1540
01:35:14,032 --> 01:35:17,024
- The Hornets are down by one.
- Let's get some now! Let's get some!

1541
01:35:20,105 --> 01:35:22,232
Let's go, let's go.

1542
01:35:22,307 --> 01:35:25,765
Ho! Yeah! Yeah!
I got it! I got it!

1543
01:35:25,844 --> 01:35:28,711
Force the base line!
Force the base line!

1544
01:35:31,383 --> 01:35:35,183
Aaaaaaaaaah!

1545
01:35:42,961 --> 01:35:45,521
- That's no basket!
- What? Come on, man!

1546
01:35:45,597 --> 01:35:48,498
Charge!
Knicks win!

1547
01:35:48,567 --> 01:35:51,001
Yes! Yes! Whoo!

1548
01:35:51,069 --> 01:35:53,697
Ivan take charge!

1549
01:35:55,674 --> 01:35:58,700
He reversed again!
You stink!

1550
01:35:58,777 --> 01:36:02,611
My baby is not gonna
go to St. Louis!

1551
01:36:02,681 --> 01:36:05,081
- Howdy, Bill!
- Why, howdy, ma'am.

1552
01:36:06,151 --> 01:36:07,948
Game over!

1553
01:36:08,020 --> 01:36:10,284
How dare you try
to take my son away?

1554
01:36:10,355 --> 01:36:12,915
A victory for
the New York Knicks!

1555
01:36:12,991 --> 01:36:15,926
The Knicks have won!
The Knicks have won!

1556
01:36:15,994 --> 01:36:17,962
They are headed
for the play-offs!

1557
01:36:18,046 --> 01:36:20,446
What a victory for Coach Franklin!

1558
01:36:20,516 --> 01:36:22,950
What a night!
What a night!

1559
01:36:23,018 --> 01:36:26,112
Whoo! You did it, Coach!
You did it! Yeah!

1560
01:36:26,255 --> 01:36:30,589
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1561
01:36:30,659 --> 01:36:32,786
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1562
01:36:35,097 --> 01:36:39,534
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1563
01:36:39,601 --> 01:36:41,660
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1564
01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:47,318
<i>Watch me take a jump
Yeah, I'm goin' for the dunk.</i>

1565
01:36:47,342 --> 01:36:49,833
<i>And I never been a punk
but your girl called me hunk.</i>

1566
01:36:49,912 --> 01:36:51,743
<i>Straight to the hoop
And I know how to shoot.</i>

1567
01:36:51,813 --> 01:36:54,325
<i>But if you wanna know the truth
then you'd better get the scoop.</i>

1568
01:36:54,349 --> 01:36:56,249
<i>Comin' out to mess
with the mike in my pants.</i>

1569
01:36:56,318 --> 01:36:58,718
<i>And everybody's different
so you know I got it built.</i>

1570
01:36:58,787 --> 01:37:00,948
<i>You take me That can't be.</i>

1571
01:37:01,023 --> 01:37:03,150
<i>Sure feel good like all rookies.</i>

1572
01:37:03,225 --> 01:37:05,090
<i>So for all beginners
if you wanna be a winner.</i>

1573
01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:07,105
<i>Then you'd better have
some spinach with your dinner.</i>

1574
01:37:07,129 --> 01:37:10,064
<i>So just push your head to the sky
if you wanna rise.</i>

1575
01:37:10,132 --> 01:37:14,091
<i>And keep your eye on the prize
'cause it's live</i> - <i>It's all the way live.</i>

1576
01:37:15,170 --> 01:37:17,604
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1577
01:37:19,641 --> 01:37:23,839
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1578
01:37:23,912 --> 01:37:25,277
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1579
01:37:25,347 --> 01:37:27,440
<i>What you see is what you get.</i>

1580
01:37:27,516 --> 01:37:29,848
<i>And what you got
is a whole lotta sweat.</i>

1581
01:37:29,918 --> 01:37:31,783
<i>Blood and tears so have no fear</i>

1582
01:37:31,853 --> 01:37:34,048
<i>'Cause you ain't seen moves
like these in years</i>

1583
01:37:34,122 --> 01:37:36,113
<i>I can shake and bake
and show the fake.</i>

1584
01:37:36,191 --> 01:37:38,751
<i>But never perpetrate
or the player'll hate my.</i>

1585
01:37:38,827 --> 01:37:40,658
<i>Name ain't right but I'm funkified.</i>

1586
01:37:40,729 --> 01:37:42,720
<i>My name ain't Luke
but I can walk the skies.</i>

1587
01:37:42,798 --> 01:37:45,426
<i>So pick it over here, homey Loc
and go for broke.</i>

1588
01:37:45,500 --> 01:37:47,695
<i>And watch my smoke and
make sure ya don't choke.</i>

1589
01:37:47,769 --> 01:37:50,101
<i>Push your head to the sky
if you wanna rise.</i>

1590
01:37:50,172 --> 01:37:55,075
<i>And keep your eye on the prize
'cause it's live</i> - <i>It's all the way live.</i>

1591
01:37:55,143 --> 01:37:57,202
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1592
01:37:59,615 --> 01:38:03,984
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1593
01:38:04,052 --> 01:38:06,111
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1594
01:38:13,662 --> 01:38:15,892
<i>When the music's in the groove.</i>

1595
01:38:15,964 --> 01:38:18,262
<i>It's the rap that makes you move</i>

1596
01:38:18,333 --> 01:38:22,497
<i>'Cause Lakeside sure know
how to pack the party.</i>

1597
01:38:22,571 --> 01:38:24,766
<i>When the music's in the groove.</i>

1598
01:38:24,840 --> 01:38:27,570
<i>It's the rap that makes you move.</i>

1599
01:38:27,643 --> 01:38:30,544
<i>Coolio sure know
how to pack the party.</i>

1600
01:38:30,612 --> 01:38:34,946
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1601
01:38:35,017 --> 01:38:37,178
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1602
01:38:39,554 --> 01:38:43,888
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1603
01:38:43,959 --> 01:38:46,052
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1604
01:38:49,498 --> 01:38:51,557
<i>This ain't Penny Hardaway
or Kareem Abdul.</i>

1605
01:38:51,633 --> 01:38:53,658
<i>It's Coolio and how
But you can call me cool.</i>

1606
01:38:53,735 --> 01:38:56,135
<i>And I gotta keep it real
for my peeps on the street.</i>

1607
01:38:56,204 --> 01:38:58,349
<i>You can feel it in your feet
or bumpin' in your cheeks.</i>

1608
01:38:58,373 --> 01:39:00,534
<i>From sea to shinin' sea
Where rose a century.</i>

1609
01:39:00,609 --> 01:39:03,203
<i>Like guns in Sicily
I put it down for the "G".</i>

1610
01:39:03,278 --> 01:39:05,143
<i>Feel the fire Feel the funk.</i>

1611
01:39:05,213 --> 01:39:07,272
<i>And you'd better clear the lane
when I'm gonna jump</i>

1612
01:39:07,349 --> 01:39:09,579
<i>I ain't livin' by protocol
Got somethin' for all y'all.</i>

1613
01:39:09,651 --> 01:39:11,676
<i>To make you get your back
up off the wall.</i>

1614
01:39:11,753 --> 01:39:14,278
<i>Just push your head to the sky
if you wanna rise.</i>

1615
01:39:14,356 --> 01:39:19,384
<i>And keep your eye on the prize
'Cause it's live</i> - <i>It's all the way live.</i>

1616
01:39:19,461 --> 01:39:21,725
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1617
01:39:23,999 --> 01:39:28,231
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1618
01:39:28,303 --> 01:39:30,237
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1619
01:39:32,808 --> 01:39:37,211
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1620
01:39:37,279 --> 01:39:39,372
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1621
01:39:41,683 --> 01:39:46,052
<i>It's all the way live.</i>

1622
01:39:46,121 --> 01:39:48,419
<i>It's all the way live</i> ♪